Macho Man Randy Savage Dies In Car Accident
Wrestling legend, long time Slim Jim spokesguy and childhood favorite Macho Man Randy Savage suffered a heart attack in Florida earlier this morning while driving his Jeep
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Jon Stewart On The J. Crew Toemageddon Issue
Jon Stewart takes to the non-issues like he does every once in a while, only this time he’s after national news organizations for stepping on the toes of the explicitly emasculating gay-painted toes of
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And Finally…
You know you’re in need of some serious lifestyle changes when you’re getting mistaken as prey by illegal beluga whale poachers… The harpoons, man them
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Former Mayor’s Name May Be Too Suggestive For Government Building
Fort Wayne, IN — The local government in Fort Wayne, Indiana has called upon its people to name their new government administration building on 200 East Berry Street by voting in an online poll.
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Dr. Science Trolls A Soon To Be Troll
Never ask Dr. Science about the legalities of music piracy. He offered to swing by my pad to help me out and instead rolled up with six feds. Fucking guy. Thankfully I was just
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Trollin’ Like It’s 1897
And all this time you thought trolls only existed on the internet, well, that is of course aside from everyone’s favorite Mr. Haberny
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Guy Swallows Entire Bag of Cocaine, Takes Greatest Mugshot Ever
It was a typical day in the life of 18-year-old Art Taylor of Massachusetts until reds and blues lit up behind him while attempting to change lanes without signaling
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There Are No Leads
I had the same thing happen to me once with my golf clubs. Someone broke into my car, unlocked the trunk and replaced my Mizuno MP33 irons with an identical set — they even
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Old Lady Speaks Her Mind On Live News
If you’re going to ask someone how their day is going while they’re stuck in an airport you probably shouldn’t do it on live TV. It like asking someone how are you doing at
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Cuz They Rapin’ Errbody Out Herr!
Serious news topic worth reporting about? Check. Minority factor to validate North Alabama’s WAFF 48 as progressive? Check. Rickety ass brother of a rape victim ak’in a fool on live TV to completely invalidate
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Twitter Updates And Billboards Do Not Mix
Looks like this case is closed… Victoria’s Secret Angel causes commotion in NFL : The Bachelor Guy Student Strip Competition : Zoo Today Marisa Miller’s legs go on and on : Celebrity Odor Girls
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