Because it’s going to be two weeks before we’ll see (competitive) football, and more importantly, the scantily clad sideline slags, Banned brings you 30 NFL cheerleaders from the 2010 season (32 to be exact).

When two last place teams with losing records square off, you can’t expect the winning team to know proper post-game celebration etiquette, and Titan’s owner Bud Adams is no exception.
It’s like when a defensive lineman recovers a fumble, runs it back for what looks like is going to be a touchdown, high-steps, holds the ball out in front of him only to have it batted away on the 1 yard line.
Some people just aren’t used to winning and consequently don’t know how to properly celebrate.
Bud Adams we salute your 41-17 …

Even if you can’t stand them, their fans, or the fact that Tom Brady sleeps with one of your lifelong fantasies every night, you have to respect what the New England Patriots have accomplished in the last half a century.
The Pats have made 16 playoff appearances, won 11 Division Championships, 6 Conference Championships, and have won 3 Superbowl titles (all of which have come in the last 10 years).
To honor their success, Gillette created this tributary video.

In case you were wondering, the cast includes:
Players singing – Matt Light, Adalius Thomas, …

BREAKING – For Brett Favre, his days of bawling during press conferences are coming to an end. Brett Favre announced earlier today that he will in fact stay retired and not return for another painful season in the NFL. ESPN’s Kevin Seifert reports,
Quarterback Brett Favre has informed Minnesota Vikings officials that he will remain retired, according to The Star Tribune.
Coach Brad Childress confirmed the news to the Star Tribune, leaving the Vikings in an unexpected and awkward spot with training camp set to open Wednesday. The Vikings are now left …

Maxim Online made it known that Randi, a member of the Houston Texans’ Cheerleader Squad is the hottest cheerleader in the NFL. Usually when we hear about these types of rankings, especially after AskMen named Anne Hathaway 5th Hottest Woman In The World when she should have been named 5th Woman Resembling Frieda Kahlo, we become skeptackle.
But after careful review, Randi tops just about every list that anyone should make about any woman from any part of the world.
Randi says:
Hometown: Deer Park, Texas
Age: 20
Occupation: Licensed cosmetologist
Career goal: My goal is …

Seconds after Cardinals receiver Larry Fitzgerald scored on a touchdown pass from Kurt Warner to put the birds in the lead, Tucson, Arizona based Comcast Cable subscribers expected an end-zone dance but received a money shot.
Officials at the cable provider’s headquarters explained that 30 seconds of full-frontal male pornography from Club Jenna, an adult cable television channel, were shown on the local Super Bowl telecast to families and children of all ages–a scarring that will surely confuse young boys into believing that every time Larry Fitzgerald scores, massive …

His goal – Draft every player from his favorite NFL team, regardless of skill.
Look, we get that you’re a diehard Houston Texans fan. How could you not be? They’ve been in the league what, all but 8 years? But no one was going to take Matt Schaub in 2nd round or even the 10th. This drafter will justify his choices by saying he gets “double points” when his QB throws a touchdown to his wide receivers. He tends to forget that this is a two-way street and will get “double …