“That’s a tough one for the youngster” is the best thing anyone could possibly say about one of the greatest (and yes I know, oldest) videos/gifs ever uproided to the internet — so thank you announcer for saving me the time thinking of something witty or dumb or both to say about this whole thing.

Nailed it.

Following the Boston Bruins’ Stanley Cup win over the Vancouver Canucks, the team headed to Shrine at the Foxwoods resort and ran up a tab to rival Mark Cuban’s $110,000 liquor bill just days before. 

Highlights Included on the receipt are a 30-liter bottle of Ace of Spades “Midas” champagne which was hand delivered by Shrine owners at the price of $100,000 and two bottles of Coors Light.

More photos from their night out below.

In a game on April 9th, 2009 Mike Ribeiro of the Dallas Stars hits a shootout winner against the Colorado Avalanche’s Peter Budaj.

What does this mean? It means that if you’re like me and the only thing you know about hockey is that Coach Bombay is in the hall of fame, you can still appreciate a pretty badass goal.

I guess.

There’s nothing wrong with a bunch of hot, scantily clad women floating around on ice skates to spice up any NHL game. I’m still waiting for the LA Dodgers to follow suit and hire cheerleaders.

Though, knowing the McCourts (Dodger Owners), they’d hire a bunch of fat Latinas and call ‘em the Dodger Dogs. Even so, I’m sure Manny wouldn’t complain.

I’m not a very loyal NHL fan, but I’ll be honest, if there were more moments like the following 10, and if players used their sticks during fights, I’d make more of an attempt to squeeze a Kings game in between the Dodgers and the Lakers.

But until NHL commissioner Gary Bettman finds this list on digg and encourages mid-fight slashing, the following 10 moments will be the closest I get to watching an NHL playoff game.

10. The Manwich

9. This Needs To Happen More During Clippers Games

8. Tonsil Hockey

7. How Many Markers Did You Use On That Thing? Jesus.

6. Welp, Never Bringing Mom To The Game Again…

5. Is That A Kristi Yamaguchi Move?

4. Never Try To Toughen Up Your Gay Son By Teaching Him About Hockey, Juxtaposition Makes It That Much Worse

3. Payback For Justin Bieber And Nickelback

2. Thought Bubbles Need To Be Used Much More Often

1. Is That A Suede Jacket?