Posts Tagged ‘Nick Nolte’

If you’re Jennifer Lopez, getting older and growing into your gigantic ass is a good thing. If you’re Val Kilmer, getting older and growing a gigantic ass… not such a good thing.

Kirstie Alley FTW.

Val Kilmer

Steven Segal

Sharon Stone

Nick Nolte

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Elizabeth Taylor

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Kelly LeBrock

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Kathleen Turner

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Jamie Lee Curtis

Jack Nicholson

Haley Joel Osment

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8. Bill Clinton and Snow Miser

From Christmas special The Year Without a Santa Claus. Snow Miser was voiced by actor/comedian Dick Shawn, so not only does he look like Bill Clinton, but Dick does all the talking.

7. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Rob Schneider

Though strikingly similar in appearance, their acting careers have followed different paths. Dwayne Johnson’s acting debut as The Scorpion King in The Mummy 2 earned him a record $5.5 Million, which in dollars, is 17.3 times as many people bought tickets to Schneider’s movies combined.

6. Helen Hunt and Leelee Sobieski

Helen Hunt and Leelee Sobieski look identical, which is likely why I am yet to see any of Leelee’s films. Wait a sec, I’m on IMDB right now, looks like I may have seen one of her movies after all. In 1995 Sobieski was in a TV movie called A Horse for Danny which I think I saw.

In short, it was about a boy named Danny who really wanted a pony and was given one for his birthday. But much to his disappointment (as well as complications with animal trainers on set), the cute pony he hoped for turned out to be Sarah Jessica Parker.

I forget how Leelee fit in there, but it was a must see.

5. Nick Nolte and Gary Busey

Fun Fact: The duo played each others blunt doubles. When Nolte wanted to get stoned during 48 hrs (which, acting alongside Eddie Murphey, was frequently), Gary Busey stepped in, and when Busey wanted to take a heroin break while shooting Lethal Weapon, Nolte stepped in – you never noticed the difference.

4. Tilda Swinton and Conan O’Brien

Fun Fact: Share matching skin tones . Before hosting Late Night, he auditioned for Arnold’s role in Predator but his complexion was making things too easy for Predator and his/her Thermal Vision as seen below.

3. Jennifer Connolly and Daniel Day Lewis

I’ve been trying to figure out why these two look so alike, and the only thing I can narrow it down to is their caterpillar like eyebrows… And their eyes, and their noses, mouth, skin tone, forehead, not so much their chins, but definitely the hair.

2. Jennifer Garner and Keanu Reeves

Gross. Whoa.

1. Yasser Arafat and a Hershey’s Kiss

Does this one really need any explaining?

I first caught this story on HuffPo and could have really cared more, a lot more, because I didn’t care at all – that is until I took the time to read what they took the time to report and noticed a few minor holes in their story.

Here’s what they said:

MALIBU, Calif. Nick Nolte escaped a fire that caused an estimated $1.5 million damage to his Malibu home on Tuesday, authorities said. The 67-year-old actor scraped his arm and inhaled some smoke but was not hospitalized, Los Angeles County fire Inspector Sam Padilla said.

“He is seeing his private physician” for the injuries, he said.

Here’s what they meant:

MALIBU, Calif. Nick Nolte escaped a high that cost an estimated $1,500 in blow on Tuesday, authorities said. The 67-year-old actor, who is frequently mistaken for similar looking C-list actor Gary Busey, cut a line on a mirror and inhaled some smoke from his two foot water pipe but was not hospitalized, Los Angeles County fire Inspector Sam Padilla said.

“He was seeing double at his private physician” Padilla said…

Huffington Post, you’re notorious for fudging the facts, but next time please don’t blow important breaking stories like this one.