In what’s being heralded by wedding videographer Tony Salvino as “the only time no one got laid on or after a wedding — people tried, both sexes, but no one could figure out how things were supposed to work,” two young Padawans formed a rebel alliance to culminate seven years of knowing one another via preferred online dating service, Star Wars Galaxies — surprisingly no sabers were crossed.
Groom Duncan Thomson dressed as an aging and slightly overweight Han Solo and vowed to the beautiful Sammi Gardiner, “I promise to protect …