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Daily Dose: Pamela Anderson Looks Like Balls

If you’re Pamela Anderson, the Baywatch days are the days you reflect on, wondering why after $23 Million in surgery you still look like a 50 year old mom with plastic soccer cones in your shirt. If you’re David Hasselhoff, the Baywatch days are the days you look back and remember eating your food off a plate, actually more accurately, they’re just the days you remember.

Now, you would think that standing next to Tommy Lee would help Pamela Anderson in the same way that performing next to Keith Richards helps Mick Jagger; the chick with the mustache doesn’t look so bad next to the chick which a raging case of herpes dripping down her pants. Anyhow, I guess this is one of those cases where you can only hide so much with makeup. Which is something Amy Winehouse really needs to consider for the opposite reason…

Linkage

Don’t Mess With Hot Gymnasts [On 205th]

Avoid Sex With Women At The Following Schools [CO-ED Magazine]

More Dumb MySpace Chicks [Hottest Girls Of Myspace]

Guy Backflips Into His Jeans [Life On Top]

Little Kid Loves Halo And Hookers [Holy Taco]

Pam Anderson Loves Them Dodgers [Busted Coverage]

The UK Is Not Brahsome [Brahsome]