The other night Paris Hilton was spotted by a banged girl (**insert Paris Hilton getting banged reference**) on Chatroulette while vacationing in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil . Why does this matter, you ask? It doesn’t, except to prove that there are in (questionable) fact, not just one, but two female Chatroulette users.

Chatroulette, if you are not familiar with the service, is generating buzz on the internetosphere for its extremely lopsided penis-to-face ratio. Throw Paris Hilton in the mix of guys shaking their dicks, and you’ve got yourself nothing we haven’t already seen before.

If you think this screenshot is shopped, trust me, I logged into Chatroulette immediately after I saw it, and after sifting through a relentless barrage of cock fodder, caught a glimpse of Paris, but at that exact moment my Norton Anti-Virus failed me and my floppy drive began burning, all the while secreting a curdled yellow and greenish froth.

I’m now switching from Norton to Trojan.

Though our time spent was short, thank you Paris for leaving me with something to remember you by.

Celebrities take Halloween just as seriously (unless they’re Jessica Alba)… even Coco dressed up, and by dressing up I mean wearing more clothes than she usually does, which is no clothes at all.

Selita Ebanks

Paris Hilton

Michelle Trachtenberg

Mariah Carey

Katie Price

Jessica Alba

Holly Madison

Heidi Klum

AnnaLynne McCord

Coco & Rihanna

Audrina Patridge

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Abigail Clancy – DAMN!
Angelina Jolie – Topless in France
Ashley Dupre – She’s really a ho fo sho.
Ashley Alexandra Dupre – Topless
Audrina Patridge – Showing off her panties!
Audrina Patridge – Posing Naked!
Audrina Patridge – Or Hot and nude!
Audrina Patridge - Newest Nude Shoot!
Angelina Jolie – Changing Topless
Aubrey O’Day – See though
Beyonce Knowles – On Stage Nip Slip!
Britney Spears – No Bra!
Britney Spears – Put away you vag please
Britney Spears – We’re begging you…
Britney Spears – Now this is just getting old.
Britney Spears – Not Again
Britney Spears – Ok, Now You’re Just Not Trying
Britney Spears – OK, One more time…
Britney Spears – Nipple peeking out at Grammys
Britney Spears – Flashes a Nipple and a Boob!
Cameron Diaz – Nude Shots (click images to reveal)
Carmen Electra – Good N’ Neked
Christina Aguilera – Try wearing some underwear next time
Christina Ricci – Is not hot
Cindy Crawford – Topless
Claire Danes – Nip Slip
Demi Moore – Nipple slip see through
Emma Watson – Upskirt
Eva Mendes – Italian Vogue
Gisele Bundchen – See through
Gisele Bundchen – Topless and Nip Slips
Gisele Bundchen – Sexy and Naked!
Gisele Bundchen – Nude
Hayden Panettiere – Birthday Bikini Nip Slip
Halle Berry – Nipple/Breast slip from her new film
Halle Berry – Titty Twister?
Heidi Klum – Completely Topless!
Janet Jackson – What’s on your nippy?
Janet Jackson – or E.T?
Jennifer Garner – Is hot.
Jessica Alba – Not Naked, But Not Bad
Jessica Alba – Is see through!
Jessica Biel – Legs for days, @ss for weeks!
Jessica Gomes – Topless for GQ
Jessica Simpson – Boob Out!
Jessica Simpson – Almost…
Jessica Simpson – Breast Inspection
Jodie marsh – Nipple busting out
Julianne Moore – Vogue Paris
Kate Moss – Little tiny Nipples outside
Keeley Hazell – Huge And Topless!
Keeley Hazell – Topless In Hollywood
Kelly Brook – Topless at the beach
Kim Kardashian – Big Booty
Kimberly Walsh – Gotta watch out for the side nippy.
Kristin Davis - Sexage Tape Pics
Madonna – Nipples
Karolina Kurkova – No Shirt
Kate Moss – See Through
Katie Holmes – Barely a Nip Slip
Lilly Allen – Tan Boob Nip Slip
Lilly Allen – Put that thing away..
Lindsay Lohan – SEX TAPE
Lindsay Lohan – See through
Lindsay Lohan – Firecrotch
Lindsay Lohan – Beach Boobage
Lindsay Lohan – Now that’s just disgusting
Lindsay Lohan – Chest Hams
Lucy Pinder – Topless
Marcia Cross – Put some clothes on your wrinkled body.
Marian Carey – Photoshoot Nip Slip
Mariah Carey – Don’t know how to call this one
Marisa Miller - Bikini nip slip!
Marisa Tomei – Nude Vids
Megan Fox – Nip Slip!
Megan Fox – No Top!
Mischa Barton – Make sure to wear the whole shirt next time
Mischa Barton – Oldschool Boobs
Mischa Barton – Let’s it slip through the shirt
Mischa Barton – Closing The Ring
Natalie Portman – Bare
Natalie Portman – At Hotel
Neve Campbell – Floppers
Nicolette Sheridan – Nip Slip
Nicolette Sheridan – Is it that tough to keep a bikini on?
Olivia Munn – Pulls a breast out on TV!
Pam Anderson – run-a-way-nipple
Paris Hilton – See through
Paris Hilton – Put that thing away!
Paris Hilton – Surfing Nip
Rebecca Gayheart – Knows what she’s getting into…
Rebecca Gayheart – Topless
Rihanna – See through nipples!
Rihanna – See through Nip Slip
Sharon Stone – Topless
Sienna Miller – Topless!
Sienna Miller – Needs a bikini, not duct tape
Sienna Miller – Again!
Sienna Miller – And Again…
Sienna Miller – Beach Topless
Sienna Miller – Topless
Sophie Monk – No bra and hard nips
Tiffani Amber Thiessen – Looks good to me
Tila Tequila – See through
Uma Thurman – This is what happens when you buy the see through dress
Vanessa Minnillo – Not Too Cute
Victoria Beckham – Nippleage
Whitney Port – Nipple Slip in a bikini
Whitney Port – Nip Slip
Winona Ryder – Nude

1. Kirsten Dunst believes the world would be a better place if everyone smoked pot. And its not that I don’t agree with her mindset, but I’m curious as to how the world would be “better.” What, in this context, does better even mean? Higher? Stoned-er? Apathetic-er?

“I drink moderately, I’ve tried drugs. I do like pot. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does… I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on pot is ridiculous. I mean – are you kidding me? If everyone smoked pot, the world would be a better place.”

For more click HERE

2. Mischa Barton loves the joint. And I don’t blame her; after her stint on The OC she’s been in some real blockbusters… Virgin Territory, Walled In, Closing The Ring. Now that’s hitting the big time. But seriously, she shouldn’t be spending all her money on dank, she could end up going broke like Lindsay Lohan after spending $70k on sunless tanning lotion.

Check out Mischa HERE – And HERE – OH, And HERE Too

3. Paris Hilton loves pot as well. Yea it’s old news, but there’s really nothing else Paris has done that’s worth talking about. Well maybe that sexy tape she was in. Or that other sex tape she was in…

Paris loves the DANK – And some MORE – And AGAIN… OK this is getting OLD…

4. Justin Timberlake did the dope dance on Punk’d. When questioned by Entertainment Weekly on the experience, he explains (though I think it’s actually a retrospective excuse for crying on national television):

“I’ll give you a little hint on that Punk’d thing. That was back in my first-album creative days. That’s why I looked the way I did, if that makes any sense to you.”

To which Ent. Weekly asked if he was high. His response?

“Incredibly. Yeah, that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed. As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don’t do that anymore!

Observer Music Monthly got the good stuff from Timberlake, no longer beating around the bush:

“I’m just like everyone else…I’ve done my fair share of drugs…The drugs that I do have been done in my own private time. I’ve never been arrested – though that’s not to say that I won’t. I’ve done way too many drugs already. I’ve already inhaled and I’ve already – who knows?”

For more go HERE

5. Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore pass the joint in Hawaii. I’m just hoping Diaz gets the munchies, eats up, and puts a little more meat on her skinny bones. Actually let me retract that statement and direct you here, she looks damn sexy! Full figure, nice clean stomach, no gnarly hip bones pokin’ out (though that could just be the photoshop effect)

For the Diaz-Drew Pot tokin’ go HERE

6. George Clooney has a way of making everything sound ok. He’s the kind of guy that could say, “sure I killed the guy, but hey, he deserved it. I was civil about it, one shot to the head. Bam. Boom. And I was outa there. No big deal,” and the cops would just nod their heads and say, “well drive safely and try not to do it again.” He’s just got that aura. And when questioned by Us Magazine, he coolly admits:

“I’ve slept with too many women, done too many drugs and been to too many parties. I loved acid when I was at college. It was an escape. I liked mushrooms. They were like easy acid. I did like blow…Blow would dress you up for a party, but never take you there. You’re always like, This is going to be great! Then you’re just depressed.”

For more go HERE

7. Colin Farrell has a shadier past, and thus his tone, less eloquent. Much like his demeanor and his shaving habits, his words are a bit rough around the edges. He’s a blunt man, but as for blunts, he’s more of a hash man. He tells US Magazine:

“I ended up on a shrink’s couch, and he told me to write down how much I did in a week: 20 E’s, 4 grams of coke, six of speed, half an ounce of hash, three bottles of Jack Daniel’s, 12 bottles of red wine, 60 pints.”

More HERE

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And of course the list goes on and on but why name the people who have been doing them for years – Keith Richards, Every Rock Star alive (and dead), Robert Downey Jr, Whitney Houston, Lindsay Lohan (though, again, she’s more likely to overdose on prescription sunless tanner), John Stewart etc…

Something I found very interesting however, is the stance Jack White from The White Stripes takes on drugs – he doesn’t. The look and sound of the Detroit duo reminds of the sixties, and his loathe for the digital era (at least musically) furthers this image. And as we’ve learned, the 60’s, music, and drugs go hand in hand – but not for Jack White who tells The Observer:

‘I would recognize characteristics in people like ego and temper and say, I’m not going to do that. And it got to the point where I became so self-conscious that I sort of had a nervous breakdown when I was 19. I couldn’t handle it: I was becoming very paranoid and extremely anti-myself. I wouldn’t let myself enjoy anything. And remnants of that are still there. I don’t do drugs, I don’t get drunk, I don’t vote. Girls I don’t do. With this whole band, it’s obvious how much we’re forcing ourselves and limiting ourselves all the time.’

For the whole article go HERE

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