Posts Tagged ‘Passed out’

We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.

These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.

10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you

9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head

How come all the beer is full?

I’ve done the buttered floor trick, I’ve done antiquings, I’ve duct taped pinecones to a passed out friends hands and his cell phone to his leg and called it, I’ve made a white man look black, and I’ve even duct taped my buddy to the bottom of our dining room table, but never have I done or seen this trick done.

Being Friday, I guess I have something to look forward to tonight.