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Tiger Woods On The Motherf_ckin Prowl!

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 08:49:13 +0000

But in all sincerity, kick some ass team USA — Bring the cup back home.

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:27:57 +0000

Yes it’s true, Hank Haney will not be the only highly paid and well recognized face seen with Tiger Woods in the weeks before he makes his anticipated return to golf at the Arnold Palmer Invitational held at Bay Hill later this month.

Woods has a new buddy — Ari Fleischer — Ex-George Bush Press Secretary and Plame Affair attach�. The New York Post reports,

Two sources in the golf community have told The Post that Ari Fleischer, the former presidential advisor to George W. Bush and the man who was brought in to help repair the steroid-shattered image of Mark McGwire, has been huddling with Woods, plotting a strategy for his return to golf � at the Arnold Palmer Invitational starting March 25 at Bay Hill in Orlando, Fla…

Palmer himself reportedly has told some close confidants that Woods is definitely playing Bay Hill. Quietly, the people running the tournament are preparing for a larger-than-usual media crush.

In other news, Tiger Woods has a new line of condoms coming out.

Sergio Garcia Hits Fan In Head With Golf Ball

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 21:08:08 +0000

Just because Tiger Woods isn’t teeing off doesn’t mean you can daydream about Sergio Garcia while he is teeing off in your direction (**insert lowbrow pun about Sergio’s balls hitting guys face**).

Bill Murray hits woman in head with golf ball at Outback Pro-Am

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 08:15:54 +0000

After safely getting through 8 holes, Bill Murray hooked a drive into the side of spectator Gayle DiMaggio’s head on No. 9 hole at TPC Tampa Bay during first round play of the Outback Steakhouse Pro-Am on Friday.

“I wasn’t sure I was in-bounds or not,” Murray said. “And I saw this NBC golf cart coming at me and he said, ‘I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you hit a lady. She’s down on the ground.’ That is, you know, sobering.”

Murray’s caddy carted him over to the woman who was being treated by paramedics.

“She was overjoyed when she saw me, because she said she had come out to see me and her husband had just said, ‘I hope he hits it over here,’ ” Murray said.

He did not finish his Friday round, choosing instead to lie down next to the injured DiMaggio and keep her company until she was sent to a local hospital.

Murray confirms, “she’s alright. She’s got a hole in her head, in fact, a little indentation of a number three and the word Titleist,” Murray joked.

“She got whacked in the head and there were doctors there and a dental hygienist because she got a bunch of her teeth knocked out. And they took her to the hospital, and she’s going to take this opportunity to have cosmetic surgery done, get her eyes and ears pinned back and some electro-shock therapy. So it’s a happy story, really.”

Though tempted by electro-shock therapy, DiMaggio opted for a signed copy of Caddyshack.