When collecting evidence during a cocaine raid, always remember to bring back a big little something for the guys back at the department, and nothing says I appreciate the hard work you guys do on the desks like an 18-inch dildo.

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You would think that the school would use this photo to shut down campus the following day in the same way that might shut down school following a bomb threat.

You know that guy’s going onto campus first thing Monday morning with nothing but a trench-coat and a hard-on.

Speaking of nothing but a trench-coat and a hard-on…

The armpit-flash-photobomb is new to me, though I’m not from the Midwest. I could really see it catching on as it has great potential for growth — including, but not limited to –  the bush-bomb and the beer-belly-button-hair-lint-cluster-bomb.

Big things are coming.

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Sweetie. Sweetie. Look, look. If we, yea, you there, like that, we can fit all three, see, all three of us in the pi… oh, wait…

Ah, sh!t!

This has to be photoshopped right? Regardless, props for the camo-fishing gear and the halfway burned down smoke.

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