Potential Has Been Achieved
This is what happens when you log onto the Bodybuilding Forums and propose vague questions about awkward self-shot body-shots you just got developed and then scanned into your parent’s flatbed HP scanner
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The Internets Respond: ESPN’s What If Michael Vick Were White?
The other day ESPN did their damnedest to baffle the internet (and on Sept. 5th, ESPN the Magazine subscribers) as to why they would they would propose the question
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Shaq Loves His Popcorn
Just a photoshopped photo of Shaq eating a Chris Paul sized bag of popcorn to round out your Thursday afternoon
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Science Experiments Have Come A Long Way
Back when I was a kid, people used to test things like whether or not nutrition labels were accurate, at what temperature a golf ball flies farthest and how hot Sonny’s mom is
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M.C. Escalator
Taken from one of the greatest gifs ever, lowly escalator guy is now a part of one of M.C. Escher’s most recognizable drawings and we’re all better for it
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Touché Bentley
Nothing says game over like a middle finger to your competition and of course your most expensive power suit
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The Tables Have Turned
A classic case of the hunter becoming the hunted… Just with extra pickles and a shitload of mayo
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Top 10 Offensive Board Games
While browsing though the endless pages of Something Awful’s Comedy Goldmind, I stumbled on an Offensive Board Games Photoshop contest and naturally wished I had thought of it first. So instead of being a
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The Real Crayola Crayon Colors
Blending can be difficult with crayons, but mixing anal bleach, pinkeye and agent orange yields a nice, clean, Tara Reid bikini coke bender
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35 Sad Keanu Reeves Photoshops From The Internets
In case you aren’t aware, Keanu Reeves is the saddest human in the world, and accordingly, here are 35 sad photoshops from everyone’s favorite meme. That is all
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Thought Process Fail
Roger that 2-2, we’ve got a 4-6-niner in the left sector gasket heloid, permission to eject. And here. We. Gooooooaahhhhhhh!!!
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Arab Ambassador Discovers Bride Is Bearded, Cross-Eyed Behind Veil
An Arab ambassador has called off his wedding after finding out that his bride, who usually wears a veil covering her face, has a beard and is cross-eyed, which pretty much sounds like me
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