Posts Tagged ‘Photoshop’

Get ‘em!

D. A bag of walnuts, final answer.

Dumb & Dumber 2 would have been much better if Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in it, if the Farrelly Brothers directed it, if it was written by someone else, if it wasn’t a sequel etc etc..

If it were possible to go back and change any of Dumb & Dumber 2’s shortcomings, we would begin by throwing out the cast and replacing it with actors who are actually funny.

We took this idea, fired up Photoshop, and made your favorite films a little bit better with the help of our long time friends, Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas.

The Big Lebowski

Gangs of New York

Oceans 12

One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

There Will Be Blood

The Big Lebowski

American Beauty

The Departed

Transformers 2

The Dark Knight

It would look something like this…

8 Coaches Who Are Also Douche Bags (Holy Taco)

Electro Man Summons Star Wars Music (Double Viking)

Jenna Jameson Is Officially A Baby Momma (Busted Coverage)

Jennifer Lopez Delivers THE Sports Quote Of 2009 (Extra Mustard)

15 Amazing Tattoos Of Celebrities (Uncoached)

A Photo Gallery Of Drunk St. Patty’s Day Girl Debauchery (COED Magazine)

Kid Can’t Figure Out How To Kick A Ball (Gorillamask)

The 10 Raddest Racing Games Of All Time (Spike)

1,000 Ways To Open A Beer (Sublime Directory)

Madonna Is About To Lose Her Mind (WWTDD)

Heather Graham Can Still Rock A Bikini (Celebrity Odor)

Katy Perry In Lingerie For FHM Russia (Camel Tap)

The World’s Biggest Shocker (Don Chavez)

Experience St. Patrick’s Day In 30 Seconds (Epic Carnival)

5 Ridiculous (Safe For Work) Fetishes (Cracked)

It’s easy to call photoshop on every picture you see on the interwebs because that’s all you have to do, but for the sake of the guy’s social life that presumably “shopped” this screenshot (at least to the skeptic), I defend its authenticity.

I understand that this is the internet and that this guy does actually exist, but I hate to think that somewhere in the midwest, a lonely photoshopographer saw the above news story, paused the telecast, grabbed his digicam, snaped, uploaded and photoshopped this otherwise meaningless screenshot all for the sake of fooling me into defending it.

But if in fact lonely sweater guy shopped this – well then fu©k you, guy.

Seriously though, go to www.fox13.cock for recipes…

Oh, and if you don’t know what longpig is you need to do more cannibalizing.