Bar Refaeli is sexy, and because there’s really no reason not to show them even though they’re months old, we’ve decided to finally post pictures from Bar Refaeli’s Malibu Magazine photoshoot what was published back in January 2009.

Does her cover shot not look strangely similar to Steve McCurry’s famous shot of the Afghan Girl that first appeared in National Geographic in 1985?

Who she is: Diora Baird

Why You Know Her: Diora Baird used to be a Guess? model but segued her career into acting, appearing in Wedding Crashers, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and will play an Orion Slave Girl in JJ Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek.

Random Quote: “I learned very quickly that if a producer wants to have dinner with me, he wants to f-ck me”

Photos Courtesy: FHM

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Apparently some dude named Russell James has a pretty cool job where he gets to go to the beach and take pictures of beautiful women — women like Marisa Miller. And I’m not talking about the paparazzi who creep on chicks from behind bushes — women actually give Russell the OK before he snaps, which is pretty rare when it comes to the internet.

Regardless… Here. We. Go.

We also figure that a swimsuit model deserves visual attention — not textual — so I’ll be brief.

Pointless quote:

If you don’t know who Denise Milani is, it doesn’t really matter because there’s nothing you can say about her that you can’t show about her.

That said, there’s got to be something exceptionally sexy about a woman for the lazy minds at Banned to actually take the time to coordinate and conduct an interview and not simply rely on photos (like we’re doing now).

Denise Milani has something sexy.

Let’s see if you can figure out what it is we’re talking about…

For more Denise Milani head on over to AskMen.

Remember Allison Stokke? The pole vaulter for the Cal Bears? If you don’t, these photos (and not that low resolution crap) will quickly remind you how many times you didn’t get laid by someone this sexy in college… If you went to college.

If you didn’t make it to college, I’m sorry for exposing you to what you missed out on (even though she looks a bit mannish in the above photo).

Bummer.

Maryse Ouellet, also known to WWE fans as “Miss Modesty,” is making a quick recovery after dislocating her self proclaimed, “beautiful right kneecap.” I could go on and talka bout how sexy and perfect her and her body are, but it’s much easier to let Maryse do it herself…

“While performing in the ring in Raleigh, North Carolina, I dislocated my beautiful right kneecap. While backstage, it took approximately 35 to 40 minutes to get my kneecap back in place. My kneecap was completely out, stretching my perfect ligaments and tissues. Luckily, no surgery will be needed. I want to thank WWE’s Dr. Martha Dodson and our Certified Athletic Trainer, Larry Heck for treating my flawless leg that night. They may have saved my career. I will never be able to thank them enough.

Also, I want to let all my fans know that I’m doing great and doing rehabilitation every day in Los Angeles where I live when I’m in America. I’m recovering very quickly. Even the doctor said, “You are recovering so fast.” My answer to him was, “I know. I can’t help it. I’m perfect!” He couldn’t agree with me more.”

She sounds perfect to me, except for the fact that she sounds like a bitch… but who isn’t these days anyway? Check out the gallery below.

1. According to an interview she gave on the UK television show The Big Breakfast, she hates wearing panties.

2. In 2001, Kate landed the lead female role in Pearl Harbor after Charlize Theron pulled out to do Sweet November.

3. Was anorexic as a teenager.

4. Quoted as saying: “If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could have avoided a lot of sex!”

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5. “I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See what Hollywood does to you?”

6. Ranked #21 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2007 list.

Here’s to 25 guys with balls way bigger than mine.