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PITTSBURGH (AP) — Rinku Singh and Dinesh Patel signed free-agent contracts with the Pirates on Monday despite the fact that neither prospect had ever thrown a baseball until earlier this year.

Singh and Patel arrived in the United States six months ago after finishing in an Indian reality TV show called the “Million Dollar Arm” at the top of their class. The show sought athletes who could throw strikes at 85 miles per hour or faster – requirements for a coveted spot among MLB batting practice pitchers.

Pittsburgh Pirate insider Christopher Crosby comments on the acquisition:

“Sure they’ve never played a professional baseball game, and yes, they learned how to throw this year, but that’s why they’ve meshed so well with the rest of the organization.”

The Pirates, who have not had a winning record since 1992 went 67-95 in 2008. And though their last place finish was dismal, Crosby fondly remembers the positive moments of the atrocious season.

“August was a great month for the club. We were playing great ball and I’ll never forget that hot August night — the night we won a game against the Reds. And even though they beat us handily the next day, that single win was our longest winning streak all year and it’s something we’re very proud of.”

Character actor Jesse Jane was at the red and partially stained white carpet for the premiere of her new critically acclaimed film Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. The family film is said to explore uncharted territory not penetrated by the first installment of what Roger Ebert called a “sinematic assterpiece.”

When asked how Pirates II separates itself from films like Pirates of the Caribbean Jesse Jane explains:

“It’s not all that different. Johnny Depp was in Blow so there are similarities there. Think Pirates of the Caribbean, but for children. It’s a family film, everyone should go see it.”

Pirates II will see a limited release this Friday in Chatsworth and Van Nuys and will also be available On-Demand in the greater Simi Valley area.