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Normally you would never be reading anything related to Battlestar Galactica on Banned, but because we were tipped off by a fan and told that although sexy women have never slept with Battlestar Galactica fans, there are a few sexy mamas who act on the recently canceled show.

I can’t promise that any of the facts stated below are actually facts because I’d either have to watch an episode of the show, or do research on the show (beyond figuring out what the fuck a Baltar is… or isn’t?). And if I had to do either one of those two things, I wouldn’t bother putting this time-waster together.

‘Nuff said.

Actually, one more thing. This piece is titled, “The Sexy Women of Battlestar Galactica” for good reason. I included the word sexy to distinguish this list from the hundreds of thousands of lists floating parasitically around in the marshes and swamplands of the internet simply titled, “The Women of Battlestar Galactica.”

So don’t get off thinking that we’re going to be including the not-so-sexy women of Battlestar Galactica, or worse, the unsexy women of Battlestar Galactica.

Thus, don’t expect ambiguously named actor/actress Finn R. Devitt, who has no photo on his/her imdb profile and plays equally ambiguously named character, Nicky Tyrol. I’m guessing it’s a woman (Nicky?), though explicit Twainian references force me to imagine Finn wading through a river with a black man, and a very dirty Tom Sawyer…

I need to stop putting the content of this list off. Also, keep in mind that these women aren’t really even that sexy and should have been titled something like, “The Semi-Sexy Women of Battlestar Galactica and One Sexy Woman (who was sexy enough to appear in Playboy).”

Lucy Lawless

Though she’s known mostly as the lead in mysteriously successful TV series, Xena: Warrior Princess, the New Zealander recently made an appearance on HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. It’s sad, but this piece of trivia somehow helps me justify the fact that I’m spending way too much time writing an article about to Battlestar Gelactica.

Then I heard she was quoted as saying, “treat everyone the same until you find out they’re an idiot,” and I gained a ton of respect for her.

Smart woman.

Katee Sackhoff

Where you’ve seen her: Nip/Tuck, the Female Marine voice in Halo 3, and Robot Chicken.

Fun facts: Her last name, “Sackhoff,” rhymes with what just about every man reading this article is doing… “slack off.”

Tricia Helfer

Tricia Helfer appeared in the Febuary 2007 issue of Playboy, but for advertising credibility’s sake I’m not going to show you. I’m sure you can find the scans pretty easily via a website that I just learned about called Google.com. It searches through the internet and directs you where to go based on your search query. It’s pretty cool.

For the longest time I thought the internet was all about getting pictures of cute kittens and bunnies delivered to my inbox from my mom, but this Google thing looks pretty cool.

Speaking of cute kittens, her Official Website donates to a kitten rescue program in Los Angeles.

Grace Park

Usually referred to by Battlestar fans as the Asian one, Grace Park plays Lt. Sharon ‘Boomer’ Valerii (I’m not making this up this time, and if ‘Boomer’ dresses like she did in the provided photoshoot, I might stop watching ESPN).

Fun facts: Though she would eventually break into the acting world, the UCLA Alum earned two degrees in Mathematics and Computer Science while juggling a full time job working at Asian-American hang spot, Boba Loca.

Even though I said I wouldn’t do it, I felt like I should anyway. What if Finn R. Devitt is actually a woman, and what if she is sexier than Tricia Helfer? How could I feel justify titleing this article The Sexy Women of Battlestar Galactica if I unknowingly omitted the sexiest woman of them all?

Then again, what if by doing this I just included a dude named Finn in an article titled, The Sexy Women of Battlestar Galactica?

This is some life-changing stuff…

Carmen Electra shows some skin at the Playboy Club at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas while dealing black jack hands. Her appearance accompanied the Thursday release of Playboy’s 55th Anniversary which featured Electra on the cover.

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Though I was too young to remember or too drunk in the interim, it has been thirteen years since Carmen Electra last dropped her top for Playboy.  Wait no more because today represents the day that her dry spell will yield as she saturates (fap fap fap) Playboy’s 55th Anniversary issue.

Electra is engaged to rocker Rob Patterson from the poor-excuse-for-a-band-type-band Korn. The two have both stressed that they are in no rush to walk down the aisle–partly because of Electra’s failed marriages with both Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro, but mostly because she’s too busy taking her shirt off for Hugh.

The January issue of Playboy hits newsstands today, December 12th. You won’t want to miss 36 year old Carmen Electra in an 8 page pictorial–right after which you can turn to a compelling Q&A with Richard Branson…

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Over the weekend, the Heffer threw a ‘preview party’ for what to expect this coming Friday at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hills. It was essentially the same thing that will occur on Halloween, only with the word preview affixed to the end of the title.

Kendra Wilkinson came dressed as what appears to be herself.

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To most MMA fans, Rachelle Leah is known as the leggy octagon girl who carries a sign around the cage wearing nothing but a bikini. And to be fair, that’s all that some women strive to be and some men strive to be with.

But Leah, who will return to her position as MMA Eye Candy at UFC 90 on Oct. 25 at the Rosemont Horizon in Rosemont, Ill, claims to be a lot more than just another perfect body.

Sure, she’s Playboy’s November cover girl, which hits mailboxes on Friday. She was the UFC’s most popular octagon girl, and she just signed a deal as a spokesmodel with Anheuser-Busch, but just because she looks the part and plays the role, doesn’t mean shes as stupid as she is hot, at least according to Kevin Iole of Yahoo! Sports who writes:

“She is brash and thoughtful and introspective and witty and plenty crafty. She uses her share of coarse language, her conversation invariably turns to sports and, most significantly, guys, she loves – absolutely loves – mixed martial arts.”

“Spend a half-hour talking with the Las Vegas resident and it’s no different than talking to your buddies about MMA, except you realize you’re speaking with one of the world’s most beautiful women.”

In all reality, Rachelle Leah is someone I will likely never meet, so why would I care if she can carry a heated MMA discussion or not?

What I care about more is figuring out what time the mail gets delivered on Fridays…

HOLLYWOOD – Holly Madison made an appearence at The 4th Annual ‘Bowling for Boobies’ fundraiser at the Lucky Strike Lanes on Monday.

Though the fundraiser seemed more like an event aimed at financing breast implants than battling breast cancer, Holly Madison, sophomoric jokes aside, claims it was a success commenting:

“Like, like, like, haha, like, and stuff like that.”

Holly isn’t the only Playmate to leave the 82 year old with nothing but wrinkled balls and a medicine cabinet full of Viagra. Kendra Wilkinson disbanded from the aging Heffer for Philadelphia Eagle Hank Baskett in similar fashion (more here)

But don’t feel bad for the Playboy founder who seems to have succumb to inevitability, check out the beautiful new twins that have moved into the mansion. Karissa and Kristin Shannon aren’t really hot, but at least they’re not in their mid-eighties, right? Plus maybe they’re smart… Well, no.