While repeated “What?” responses to the direction “pull over” comes in at a close second, “I’m havin a pawrty at ma’ buddy Jaime’s howse” is one of the better lines you’ll hear a guy driving a lawn mower powered beer train say.

From the Opie & Anthony Show.

The police equivalent of helping a lowly old grandmother cross the street — only in this case it’s surely a Asian woman — just not the Tokyo Drift kind.

Rodney King you are not alone.

Via: Court Reporter

Bank staff played along with Kendl Murphy, 43, asking her to stand by until her transaction completed — which is bank code for the cops to come.

Whether or not she expected to earn interest on her deposit remains unclear.

Upon arrival and after the cops explained to her that her debit card is better served cutting lines and not withdrawing blow from her high-yield cocaine account, they took her to jail and gave her a bonus charge for possession of narcotics within 1,500 feet of a school or day-care center.

Johnson layed on his horn and tailgated Kennedy until he eventually pulled over a few hundred yards up the road.

When he approached Chief Kennedy car, Johnson identified himself as an off duty police officer and then punched the chief in the face. Kennedy defended himself and the two began brawling in the Cranston street.

Eventually backup arrived and humiliated Johnson who was arrested and charged Tuesday with simple assault, impersonating a police officer and disorderly conduct.

He was released from jail after posting a $300 bond.

At 6pm on Saturday, February 14, millions of couples around the world obligatorily celebrated their relationship by going out to expensive dinners and buying diamond encrusted platinum pendants for loved ones to wear a few times a year–men were stressed, and women were disappointed.

Several hours earlier, Pittsburgh Steelers’ kicker Jeff Reed was fighting a towel dispenser at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria, a small town 35 miles east of Pittsburgh, because the (usually very understanding) dispenser refused him a towel, forcing him to dry his hands on his pants.

Trooper Shawn Askins, who charged reed with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, each carrying a maximum fine of $300 and 90 days in jail per offense, says “Reed caused damage to a towel dispenser as he was infuriated at the fact that there were no towels in it,” and continued to clarify that Reed threw a temper tantrum in the restroom, broke the towel dispenser, and cussed at an employee while on his way out.

More information is being gathered.

Reed makes 83% of field goals (162 of 196) and has scored 733 points for the Steelers in his career–what he does off the field is much less impressive.

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