Dwarf porn star Percy Foster was found partially eaten and dead in a badger den in the U.K..

The little star of such films as Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Ass We Go was on the cusp of celebrity when he landed a role as Gordon Ramsay’s (of Hell’s Kitchen) doppelganger porn double.

According to a report in U.K. tabloid The Sunday Sport, the 3’6″ actor was found “deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program near Tregaron, west Wales,” however suicide has been ruled out.

In a recent interview, the 35-year-old pint-sized Percy showed enthusiasm about his resemblance to Ramsay, “Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen’s teeth and so can command top dollar.

“I’ve already ordered a new BMW and a diamondencrusted Soda Stream,” said the little doppelganger.

… A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive …

Speculation about some of bin Laden’s favorite titles include but are not limited to I.E.DDs, Flight 69, Burqa Jerka, Jizzbollah, Cream Pie For The Pakistani Guy, Two Kebabs, One Kabul and of course the Taliban feelgood favorite Talibondage.

Reuters seems unclear as to how you would acquire pornography without a broadband internet connection, adding that “reports from Abbottabad have said that bin Laden’s compound was cut off from the Internet or other hard-wired communications networks. It is unclear how compound residents would have acquired the pornography,” forgetting that like the music industry, the Los Angeles pornography industry actually does make money selling their physical products as opposed to them being illegally streamed or downloaded.

Fortunately, we were provided an exclusive look into what Osama bin Laden’s porn stache looked like.

Thanks to Guicentric via Reddit for this gem.

Really? That’s it? I think we can do that…

What else would you expect from Howard Stern in the middle of America’s second great depression, financial advice?

Try again.

Or just click on the thumbnails below for a bunch of sleezy b’s like Gina Lynn and Savanna Sampson bowling in bikinis–it’s sort of like watching The Big Lebowski and your favorite porno film at the same time, or so I’ve heard…

Officials at the cable provider’s headquarters explained that 30 seconds of full-frontal male pornography from Club Jenna, an adult cable television channel, were shown on the local Super Bowl telecast to families and children of all ages–a scarring that will surely confuse young boys into believing that every time Larry Fitzgerald scores, massive white cocks will be pulled out of jeans and tossed around like thundersticks at Los Angeles Lakers games.

“The Star newsroom was flooded with calls from irate viewers who said that the porn cut into the game with less than three minutes left to play.

Callers said that the clip showed a woman unzipping a man’s pants, followed by a graphic act between the two.

“I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,” said Cora King of Marana. “Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.”

If you weren’t unlucky enough to be subjected to the massive white flesh-flute, follow this link if you must–the full video is provided (NSFW).

Something tells me Matt Leinart was behind this.

ALASKA, ALASKA? – At her administration office in Juneau, Alaska, on November 6th, Sarah Palin received her first “post embarrassing few months on TV” job offer, a job she’s more qualified for that VP… Porno.

Florida-based part-time porn director, full time classy-guy Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in a $20 million adult film production – the other $18 million allegedly going to CGI work in order to make Palin’s body look less like Liza Minnelli’s. Current reports:

Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world — the most desirable woman over 40.”

To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says he’s prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

Additionally, Palin’s husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the blockbuster, for which Capone would be “prepared to kick in an extra $100,000,” and a 45 lb. tube of freshly ground wild buffalo meat.

The offer has not been formerly accepted.