Earlier today I stopped in American Apparel today but no one was working, so I went next door to Starbucks but the line was huge because they only had one girl working.
I left and decided to hop in my VW Jetta but it wouldn’t start. I was confused so I sat in my Jetta, turned on KISS FM and got nothing but static. What’s going on, I thought as I instinctively tuned in to 97.1 for some Tom Leykis goodness, only to be greeted with a caller being blown up …