Posts Tagged ‘Pussy Energy Drink’

Startup Energy Drink maker Pussy, launched their Pussy Juice aimed at consumers in the 13-18 demographic years ago – but their reputation is just beginning to spread like a bad venereal disease. Their slogan, “Pussy believes in natural energy – because it’s better for you,” has kids in the greater London area hooked on Pussy.

I’m not exactly sure I understand the logic, I was always under the impression that pussy has no face. But regardless, your face will look much better with pussy in my mouth, so long as I mix it with something stiff.

And you thought Vodka-Red Bull was a chick drink, just wait until you try Vodka-Pussy.