The segment had promise and could have been funny if homeboy Dan fucking Rather wasn’t so forceful and aggressive in making his subjects sound so ‘outa town.’ Subtlety is key, as is varying your demographic — that is if you’re interested in holding on to that high-ranking position of yours.

You’d hope that by the time your hair went gray you’d stop acting like such a douche. But then again, I’m sure that no one expects to voice crackingly host a sports segment for a local affiliate at a nearby University after their hair turns reluctantly to salt and pepper.

It’s one of those sad moments.

Homeboy’s name is Bob Oschack and the LA Times has more.

Our aporogies.

Martin Luther King Jr. was not only one of the most instrumental figures in the civil rights movement, he was also a huge fan of the Jack In The Box $.99 two-taco deal.

But let’s be honest, who isn’t?

In the case you can’t understand a damn word this guy is saying, here’s a wough tanscwipp:

Maybe my fish got in touch with another fish later… And oh, like, Finding Nemo and this Fish says he got hit by the car, the other fish said, “You’re joking.” and he said “Yah he got hit by the hurt… by the car, and he’s DEAD YOU SEE!” There is something like a joke, people don’t believe what you said. My fish died this morning… Why? Because…. he got hit by the caaaaaaa…

So instead of being a d-bag and copying their ideas, I decided to be an even bigger d-bag and scrape my 10 favorite submissions.

Credit and Copyright their respective creators and thanks to the great Something Awful.

Yep, North Korea, that’s about how much respect for you we have.

Herro.

Five Entertaining Hulk Hogan Commercials [Unreality]

15 Great Movies That Were Never Finished [PopCrunch]

The Ferdinand GT3 RSX — The World’s Slowest Porsche [Asylum]

The 9 Funniest Comedians to Die in Their Prime Videos [COED Magazine]

25 Sexy Brazilian Soccer Fans [Holy Taco]

If Harry Potter Had Been Written Fifteen Years Earlier [Uncoached]

The 5 Worst Deals In the History of Handshakes [Cracked]

Taco Bell Petitions National Reserve To Circulate More $2 Bills [Knuckles United]

Salma Hayek completely loses her mind after seeing a snake [Guyism]

The Real World Seen Through Your Computer Screen [Environmental Graffiti]

Rakim, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s not that whites and Chinese don’t like it when you try to get ahead, it’s that they don’t like it when you actually do get ahead.

And for the record Rakim, we all know that the only thing people in your community are using computers for is Auto-Tune, so it’s really not a loss.

This is clearly one-half, and even at that price why would I buy her? She doesn’t even come with her own broom and you can be damn sure she’s got an attitude problem.

For more crazy/funny/retarded/wtf videos, you’re going to want to head on over to our Video Vault. I highly suggest the fishing show blooper compilation — it’s Emmy worthy.