In all fairness, both Sarah Jessica Parker and Renée Zellweger look more like barnyard animals that cluck and trot than women that any self-respecting man would call hot – After all, there is a site dedicated to Sir Jessica Parker’s resemblance to horses, conveniently called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com (make sure you have your volume turned up)… We’re still waiting on reneezellwegerlooksliketheguycollectingshitinmontypythonsquestfortheholygrail.com

But alas, this isn’t a competition of preferance, because it’s safe to say that no man genuinely prefers one over the other – that is unless of course, he is forced to decide between the two, which is essentially what we are doing here today.

So think of Renée and SJP as you would sheep or goat, cattle or piglets, donkeys or horses and choose the one that would be least worst. And please, do us all a favor and leave a detailed explanation as to why you chose the way you did in the Comments section below.

Despite the fact that Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse as confirmed in the picture below, I sadly think I would “rather not” Renee Zellweger even more than SJP, mole and all.

What do you think?