Team white t-shirts decides to swim with the dolphins at an oceanarium in Russia which angers team black t-shirts (also known as team security… also known as the only guys getting their asses kicked and tossed into the pool) and thus a brawl ensues.

Outnumbered, the white-shirts team up and stand their ground.

Then at the 3-minute mark a velociraptor makes a cameo, screeches, exits, and more black-shirts get tossed in the pool.

Thinking about traveling to Russia? Make sure you visit in the beautiful summer months as shown in the provided video — Putin’s Russia during the winter can get a little weird.

And if to you, 15 seconds is too much time to spend watching a video summing up Russia in its entirety, you can also see Russia summed up in one picture here.

Remember Anna Chapman? The NYC party girl and **cough**cough** sexy Russian Spy who, in typical James Bond fashion was arrested back in June for “allegedly carrying out long-term, ‘deep-cover’ assignments in the United States on behalf of the Russian Federation.”?

Well Anna Chapman is back and she’s here on the pages of the red version of the popular guycentric Maxim Magazine.

Check her out below and always remember — never trust a redhead.

If you like this video, check out this guy failing out of a boat.

Instead, the first time anyone from The Peach State has said anything political since The Revolutionary War comes in the form of a Yahoo Answers question – and as you would expect, it makes about as much sense as the aforementioned rappers’ success.