Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Jessica Parker’

In all fairness, both Sarah Jessica Parker and Renée Zellweger look more like barnyard animals that cluck and trot than women that any self-respecting man would call hot – After all, there is a site dedicated to Sir Jessica Parker’s resemblance to horses, conveniently called sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com (make sure you have your volume turned up)… We’re still waiting on reneezellwegerlooksliketheguycollectingshitinmontypythonsquestfortheholygrail.com

But alas, this isn’t a competition of preferance, because it’s safe to say that no man genuinely prefers one over the other – that is unless of course, he is forced to decide between the two, which is essentially what we are doing here today.

So think of Renée and SJP as you would sheep or goat, cattle or piglets, donkeys or horses and choose the one that would be least worst. And please, do us all a favor and leave a detailed explanation as to why you chose the way you did in the Comments section below.

Just Released: As of August 1, 2008, popular men’s entertainment magazine, Maxim will begin a major transitional shift. The unexpected shuffling will disband it’s current managerial staff and go through major content renovations as publisher Alpha Media Group attempts to attract a predominantly female audience to the popular men’s magazine, a goal since their 2007 acquisition from Dennis Publishing.

Banned In Hollywood was lucky enough to sit down with source and editor Christopher Crosby.

When asked about the direction of Maxim, Crosby commented, “We’re doing big things and making ambitious moves in order to tap into a key demo, something we were never able to do under Dennis. You don’t realize how big Dennis is, much much bigger than you’d think. And with Dennis on top, fighting to get out of a stranglehold is an impossibility. And for the longest time we just had to take it.”

One would think that watching a guy getting hit it the balls would get old. It, like every movie I’ve seen this year has been done before ad nauseum. But unlike the Spiderman trilogy, watching an unsuspecting guy get hit in the juevos does not get old.

Now, for those who know what it feels like to get hit in the junk (no girls, except maybe Sarah jessica Parker), you respect the guy that gets hit (or in this case, the guy that onsets the hit); there’s a sense of camaraderie as if to say, “glad it wasn’t me, but certainly glad it happened.”

And dammit David Beckham, I doubted you at your price (and the fact that no one in Los Angeles likes soccer), but you know how to hit a guy in the camel tail…