Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Palin’

Somehow This Makes Perfect Sense

Posted on 29 Jun 2009 at 1:11pm

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Next up for Sarah Palin, porno?

Posted on 11 Nov 2008 at 4:03am

ALASKA, ALASKA? – At her administration office in Juneau, Alaska, on November 6th, Sarah Palin received her first “post embarrassing few months on TV” job offer, a job she’s more qualified for that VP… Porno.

Florida-based part-time porn director, full time classy-guy Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in a $20 million adult film production – the other $18 million allegedly going to CGI work in order to make Palin’s body look less like Liza Minnelli’s. Current reports:

Capone promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world — the most desirable woman over 40.”

To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says he’s prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

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Links For Sarah Palin’s Drunk/Knocked Up Daughter In Law Mercede

Posted on 04 Sep 2008 at 1:41am

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