This reminds me of something that happened to my buddy Jesse a few years ago.
While enrolled at the prestigious Moorpark Community College, he and a few friends went camping in the Santa Monica mountains. When they arrived they noticed several WARNING: Do NOT Leave Food Out! signs intended to inform campers to discourage bears from entering the camp grounds.
Jesse, health nut that he is, had a package of raw almonds in his backpack that he, advisory sign heeding intellectual that he is, decided to leave out overnight.
When he woke up …