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LIFE Magazine’s 26 Motorcycle Crashes

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:00:23 +0000

26 photographs of motorcycle accidents caught on camera at the moment of impact courtesy of LIFE. Viewer discretion is advised.

Complete gallery after the jump.

Tiger Woods Hires Ex-Bushie Ari Fleischer As PR Attaché

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:27:57 +0000

Yes it’s true, Hank Haney will not be the only highly paid and well recognized face seen with Tiger Woods in the weeks before he makes his anticipated return to golf at the Arnold Palmer Invitational held at Bay Hill later this month.

Woods has a new buddy — Ari Fleischer — Ex-George Bush Press Secretary and Plame Affair attaché. The New York Post reports,

Two sources in the golf community have told The Post that Ari Fleischer, the former presidential advisor to George W. Bush and the man who was brought in to help repair the steroid-shattered image of Mark McGwire, has been huddling with Woods, plotting a strategy for his return to golf — at the Arnold Palmer Invitational starting March 25 at Bay Hill in Orlando, Fla…

Palmer himself reportedly has told some close confidants that Woods is definitely playing Bay Hill. Quietly, the people running the tournament are preparing for a larger-than-usual media crush.

In other news, Tiger Woods has a new line of condoms coming out.

Basketball Save x Opponents Head = 2 Points

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:40:29 +0000

I’ve seen Kobe do some pretty amazing things and I’ve seen Lebron do some things I never thought were possible, but this shot, despite being 100% luck, is 100% awesome.

Kid just got domed up like Ted Haggard in a methlab.

Sneeze Fail

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:58:02 +0000

More images after the jump…

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Chinese Celebration Fail

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:08:36 +0000

The Chinese are still trying to find new ways of limiting their female population. Cheung Soo Yung Chang, give her the blade!

Golf Bloopers Compilation

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:57:38 +0000

Watching golf while Tiger Woods isn’t in the field is like watching LA’s professional soccer team, the Sparks, take on their crosstown rivals in the MLS, the LA Clippers.

No one cares.

Except for the one guy who just got all asshurt because he thinks I don’t know what the LA Galaxy is… and he’s right, because I’ve never been to the horse races before…

Don’t Drink And Golf In Arizona

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:51:50 +0000

The thing that confuses me most is how the camera guy managed to get his finger in the shot. I used to do that when I was 6 years-old because I didn’t know how cameras worked.

If You Can’t Hit A Golf Ball, Don’t Try To Kick It

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:44:54 +0000

If you lack the ability to hit a golf ball off of a tee, don’t expect that kicking the ball will be any easier. The last thing you need to prove to your friends, besides that you have testicles despite not being able to hit the ball further than the lady tees, is that you are just as terrible at soccer as you are at golf.

Gif via AFV

Good Job Canada

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:18:36 +0000

The last time team USA beat team Canada in the Winter Olympics was in 1960 during the Squaw Valley games in Lake Tahoe, but on Sunday team USA upset the host 5-3 in what was an unexpected and embarrassing Canadian loss.

Below you’ll find a gif you might want to title something like, “Consider this revenge for Nickelback” (hat tip to Dustmuffins for that one, you know who you are).

Funniest Fishing Show Blooper Reel Ever Compiled

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:24:56 +0000

If you’re like me, an urbanite Southern California native, watching the Outdoor Channel is a lot like watching the Guido show on MTV — you get an introspective on an unknown culture while affirming the fact that your own subculture is a much more superior culture.

So why watch these shows? Entertainment value, of course.