Canadian ice hockey commentator, co-host of the “Coach’s Corner” and recent ESPN Stanley Cup Playoff commentator Don Cherry uses only the most technologic piano desks to prove his most staunchly patriotic arguments.

Velvet Suit.

Just a video of an EZ-GO James Harrisoning a group of eight or so coaches, trainers and Eli Mannings to round out your Tuesday afternoon.

And if you care, the Spring Dekaney Wildcats beat the Cibolo Steele 34-14.

Oh, and just in case you were thinking of making that runaway golf cart remix video, it’s been done.

Give up the bicycle stunts guys, you’re almost 35 years old.

Last weekend’s Joe Adams vs the entire Tennessee Special Teams punt return was epic and all, but the real props goes out to homeboy in the stands at the 31-second mark who is so excited that his sweatshirt has to come off.

GIF version here.

Adams looks Devin Hesterish, which I’m sure will be a good thing for him in the long run financially.

Just a massive collection of my favorite Eli Manning photos.

If you were born in the 80′s you were probably too young to remember Auburn’s 1985 Heisman Trophy winner and first man to be named an All-Star in two major professional sports — Vincent Edward “Bo” Jackson.

Bo played running back for the Los Angeles Raiders and In baseball, he played left field and DH for the Kansas City Royals, Chicago White Sox, and the California Angels.

He also ran a 40-yard dash in a blistering 4.12 seconds (hand-timed), which is to this day the fastest verifiable 40-yard dash time ever recorded at any NFL Combine.

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Bo knows.

While it probably would have been easier to just compile an exhaustive list of times Brett Favre cried in a press conference, we decided it would be more fun to diversify this list of 7 excellent football fail gifs… and then try to relate as many of them as we possibly could to the joke that has become Brett Favre.

Though sadly, the only way Brett Favre could be any worse is if he were Phillip Rivers’ bodysuit girdle flak-vest jacket-pack sack-attack pussy pads.

7. Later!

The immediate and lasting effects of drafting Matt Leinart.

6. The Handicapped Dickface

Handicapped people want to be treated like everyone else, right? And who doesn’t love that classic NCAA below-the-belt-to-the-mouth taste?

5. Also Known As The ‘Brett Favre’

Because he has no balls… although Jenn Sterger might disagree with that.

4. The Goal-Line Hand Stand

You can actually smell the draft rounds going by.

3. The Infamous Brett Favre Cockshot

Nevermind, maybe he does have balls.

2. WTF You Almost Hit Me

This pretty much sums up every 49ers season since Joe Montana or Steve Young — the only team worse at football is the Pittsburgh Pirates.

1. The Single Greatest Sports Moment

As if an uncoordinated quarterback rushing for a touchdown isn’t rare enough (our thoughts and prayers go out to you Jimmy Clausen), this guy manages to spike the ball into his nuts, get fouled up by a defender, and table-top the middle linebacker… all while the clock is stopped.

Still no Nike deal?

Impressive.

American football players, also known as actual football players, need to take a lesson on celebrating from their European counterparts — you don’t dump fruit punch Gatorade on your coach, you suplex them onto the field. Everyone should know that by now.