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Background:

Stacy Keibler was born and raised in Baltimore, Maryland where she began taking jazz, ballet, and tap dancing lessons at the age of three.

Her talent, her technique, and her stunning pair of legs were enough to begin her career at just 18 years-old.

Credentials:

Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader (18)

WCW Nitro Girl, WWF, WWE Etc… (19)

Maxim/Stuff model and columnist

Contracted by Disney for upcoming films and television shows (Currently)

Vitals:

Born — October 14, 1979

Height — 5’11″

Stems — 42″

Ass – Ideal

And Now For The Important Stuff…

This is what we came up with.

Teri Hatcher: San Francisco 49ers

Though known for her role as one of the wrinkled MILFs on Desperate Housewives, Teri Hatcher began her career as a 9′ers girl. We felt obligated to include her, partially because she was a Bond girl, but mostly because she was in MacGyver.

She’s attractive… old, but attractive… plus she was in MacGyver.

Melissa Hodges: Tennessee Titans

Quoted as saying: “Eventually we’ll take the cells and we will extract RNA from them and then form cDNA, and with that we’ll use a method called quantitative real time PCR, and study the gene expressions.”

The 23-year-old New Orleans native recently graduated with a Bachelors in Neuroscience from Vanderbilt, and is working toward a career in medicine. She has been a cheerleader for the Tennessee Titans for three years… and counting. sort of sounds like the typical ‘stripper’ story, right?

Stacy Keibler: Baltimore Ravens

Cheerleader, wrestler, dancer, actress and member of the honor roll–no matter what the task, if having a great ass is a prerequisite, Stacy Keibler excels at it. Along the way she has broken her ribs, broken her nose, and broken many a heart.

Important note: At 5’11″ she’ll kick your ass if you try to get to hers…

Romi Bean: Denver Broncos

Romi Bean is in her fourth season as a Bronco’s cheerleader. She’s a seasoned veteran and was kind enough to share her pregame routine with us… though she made no mention of the post-game cheerleader shower photoblog we were expecting…

“Just like the players, we have a very intense game day schedule that keeps us on our toes and demands our full energy all day long. Before we set foot on the field at 2:05, we have a field rehearsal four hours prior to game time. As a cheerleader, timeliness is essential – and we all tend to follow the old saying “if you are early, you are on time, and if you are on time, you are late!” This means we all arrive at the stadium about five hours before the game so we can stretch, unpack our bags, and practice on our own before field rehearsal.”

Cassie Trammell: Dallas Cowboys

Cassie’s Trivia:

1. Her mother is Judy Trammell, the choreographer for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

2. She is currently a student and lives with her two brothers.

3. hopes to graduate with a degree in Elementary Education because she loves children

Our thoughts: If she enjoys making children as much or more than she loves being around them, she deserves the top spot on our list… so long as she doesn’t mind making children and then aborting them.

Spike TV’s 2008 Video Game Awards at Sony Studios in Culver City would have been like 98.9% of the hookers in Downtown Honolulu–Asian males.

But thankfully Spike TV knows that feeble bodied Asian males don’t drive ratings–Stacy Keibler and Marisa Miller do. If you missed the show (which I don’t blame you for) you can catch the only memorable moments here at Banned–The arrivals of Marisa Miller and Stacy Keibler.

Make sure to vote for your favorite below (unless your hands are preoccupied).

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Stacy Keibler giving a boner to the Meow Mix cat at the Think Like a Cat Game Show Premiere in Los Angeles

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