Why someone would take the time to create this I have no idea, but I’m sure as all hell happy they did — almost as happy as I was when I found out KFC created this little number… Too easy.

Just the clarify, the only time I have ever watched Star Trek was when I was a kid and I had to sleep over at my friend’s house who’s parents loved the show. For that, and several other reasons (house smelled like cat piss and we had to say grace before dinner at 3pm), his house was one I always tried to get out of sleeping over at.
Now that I’m older, I have a greater appreciation for Star Trek — not in the normal sense of the show, but in …

The best way to make a terrible television series worse is by making a terrible movie out of that show. The best way to make a terrible television series great is by playing the Mentos theme song over that show. That show just happens to be Star Trek.
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