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How To Kiss A Woman By Captain Kirk

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 18:49:12 +0000

This is how most of the relationships I have with women end, only I’m the one receiving the punches 97% of the time — I only do 3% of the punching.

Remember When I Was Drunk…

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 08:38:13 +0000

Story of my life… not the nailing of spacemen but the taking of pictures of spacemen my friends can’t seem to resist.

God bless you beerbong.

Jim, I Saw Your Sex Tape Online The Other Night…

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 07:58:29 +0000

Betcha didn’t see that one coming, unless of course you’re John Travolta.

Mentos Trek

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:32:22 +0000

Why someone would take the time to create this I have no idea, but I’m sure as all hell happy they did — almost as happy as I was when I found out KFC created this little number… Too easy.

Star Trek: The Sexed Generation

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:50:50 +0000

Just the clarify, the only time I have ever watched Star Trek was when I was a kid and I had to sleep over at my friend’s house who’s parents loved the show. For that, and several other reasons (house smelled like cat piss and we had to say grace before dinner at 3pm), his house was one I always tried to get out of sleeping over at.

Now that I’m older, I have a greater appreciation for Star Trek — not in the normal sense of the show, but in the mashups that have enabled the YouTube community to revive from antiquity the show that had caused me so many sleepless nights, so, so long ago.

At a runtime of 9:53 I expected to get bored, but I assure you you’re patience will be served.

Star Trek and Mentos Mashup Makes Good of Bad

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 12 May 2009 23:41:40 +0000

The best way to make a terrible television series worse is by making a terrible movie out of that show. The best way to make a terrible television series great is by playing the Mentos theme song over that show. That show just happens to be Star Trek.

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