Banned In Hollywood » star wars wedding http://www.bannedinhollywood.com This was supposed to be a celebrity blog... thank god it's not Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:42:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Jedi Do http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/jedi-do/ http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/jedi-do/#comments Mon, 04 May 2009 20:41:44 +0000 Brotha Jonze http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/?p=7227 picture 2 610x326 Jedi DoIn what’s being heralded by wedding videographer Tony Salvino as “the only time no one got laid on or after a wedding — people tried, both sexes, but no one could figure out how things were supposed to work,” two young Padawans formed a rebel alliance to culminate seven years of knowing one another via preferred online dating service, Star Wars Galaxies — surprisingly no sabers were crossed.

Groom Duncan Thomson dressed as an aging and slightly overweight Han Solo and vowed to the beautiful Sammi Gardiner, “I promise to protect you from the Dark Side, through hyperspace and into the far reaches of the galaxy.”

The Sun adds, “Sammi’s meteorite ring was engraved: ‘May the 4th be with you’ — in tribute to the line: ‘May the force be with you.’ A supporting cast of 50 Jedis and Sith Lords saw Chewbacca as best man, while Darth Vader made a speech.”

Pal Matt Archer, 32 — droid C-3PO — said: “You really believed you were watching Han and Leia getting married.”

The reception was held in Duncan’s mother’s dimly lit basement where couples took part in several hours of passionate, kinky, role playing gaming.

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