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22 Moments In The R2D2 Takeover

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 24 May 2011 19:52:03 +0000

22 Pictures of everyone’s favorite droid — get your geek on.

Princess Leia Cosplay Costumes: Who Wore It Best?

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:34:02 +0000

In the name of Halloween, I bring you 50+ pictures of sexy women (well a few… not so much) dressed in Princess Leia cosplay costumes. For some nerds, Halloween is like Christmas…

Enjoy.

Click the thumbnails below for the rest of the Princess Leia gallery.

10 Movies Guys Should Admit Made Them Cry

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:51:15 +0000

Our buddies over at Manolith compiled a list of 10 films that guys should admit made them cry.

I have a few friends who say the list is pretty accurate but I cannot vouch for it myself because I have never cried in my entire life. I am a real man. And if you know anything about real men it’s that they do not cry. But I don’t expect you to know that because you are not a real man like me.

If my eyes ever appear glossy (which is very rare) it’s because I am a real athletic man, and real athletic men, which I am, tend to sweat more than men with vaginas. Consequently, when my core body temperature reaches a certain level (a level much higher than most, usually around 120º Celsius) my eyeballs tend to perspire profusely.

My eyes may sweat, but I do not cry.

Head over to Manolith to check out the list.

Jedi Do

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 04 May 2009 20:41:44 +0000

In what’s being heralded by wedding videographer Tony Salvino as “the only time no one got laid on or after a wedding — people tried, both sexes, but no one could figure out how things were supposed to work,” two young Padawans formed a rebel alliance to culminate seven years of knowing one another via preferred online dating service, Star Wars Galaxies — surprisingly no sabers were crossed.

Groom Duncan Thomson dressed as an aging and slightly overweight Han Solo and vowed to the beautiful Sammi Gardiner, “I promise to protect you from the Dark Side, through hyperspace and into the far reaches of the galaxy.”

The Sun adds, “Sammi’s meteorite ring was engraved: ‘May the 4th be with you’ — in tribute to the line: ‘May the force be with you.’ A supporting cast of 50 Jedis and Sith Lords saw Chewbacca as best man, while Darth Vader made a speech.”

Pal Matt Archer, 32 — droid C-3PO — said: “You really believed you were watching Han and Leia getting married.”

The reception was held in Duncan’s mother’s dimly lit basement where couples took part in several hours of passionate, kinky, role playing gaming.

Hayden Panettiere is a Stormtrooper

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:01:45 +0000

She can take my lightsaber anytime.

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 00:35:51 +0000

Initially you think, well of course it’s the fact that these two kids are not only dressed in Star Wars gear, they probably purchased the gear so they can play wars whenever they want.

Then you look a little closer, a little closer… and…

WTF! McLovin!?

I think I found this at somethingawful.com – sheer genius.

Morning Imagery: Spacerum

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 08:41:28 +0000

This is what you get when you mix your friends from college with your friends from work. By the way, to whoever made this, nice touch on Solo in the carbonite.

Power Down, Power Down: A Star Wars Battle

Brotha Jonze — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 17:52:47 +0000

When I first saw this video I thought it was going to be stupid, and I guess it is. But it’s also really well done and pretty sweet. Star Wars has a unique way of attracting an interesting audience. However, It’s a lot better than that chubber who spun around flailing uncontrollably against a green screen, if you remember… Check it out.