NEW YORK, September 19, 2011 — Stephen Colbert rocks out with a special one-hour episode of “The Colbert Report” for the first time ever.

The super-sized show will feature interviews and performances by Radiohead intertwined with regular series segments.

The band is set to perform songs from their recent release “King of Limbs” including the new and previously unreleased track “The Daily Mail.”  One song will be exclusively available at www.ColbertNation.com.

Tune in to “The Colbert Report” on Monday, September 26 from 11:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m. ET/PT to watch this epic episode.

“I look forward to meeting the Radioheads and leveraging their anti-corporate indie cred to raise brand awareness for my sponsors,” said Colbert.

Despite not receiving an invitation, Vickers attempts to teach Colbert high-tea with a stiffy, grades him on his dysfunctional Queentroduction and fits him in a suit more suitable than the riding gear he arrives in.

The three-part series can be seen below, and as always I suggest watching them all. I also suggest signing up for Colbert PAC — big things are happening.

Part 1: High Tea

Part 2: Meeting Her Majesty

Part 3: Bespoke

A while back Bill O’Reilly pulled out his dusty 13th century book of argumentation to prove the existence of God. Tide goes in, tide goes out — never a miscommunication. The video, courtesy of The Colbert Report can be seen below.

Expectantly, just about everyone who isn’t living in a medieval fantasy novel has had some fun at O’Reilly’s expense and created the Bill O’Reilly proves God meme.

The following 38 images are some of the latest and greatest.

Make your own at memegenerator.com

Essentially the treatment for The Colbert Report witticisms, Stephen Colbert’s senior yearbook page is just about what you would expect — implied over-exaggerated masculinity mixed with melodramatic alonliness.

Forever alone, forever Tyrone.

Here’s another older Stephen Colbert photo a few years down the line.

Thank god I live on a farm, I wonder what those city folk are gonna have to trade when chemo time comes… a VHS player and a copy of Under Siege?

Wondrich takes Colbert back to the Great Depression and mixes The Original Daiquiri – consisting of (smuggled) Cuban rum, sugar, and the juice of half a lime, shaken over ice.

Next on the menu, Wondrich blends a Civil War era drink made with whiskey, bitters, sugar, and a hint of lime – which Stephen suggests could have possibly been the cause of the war.

Finally, Wondrich unveils the greatest Colbert Bump of all time – The Colbert Bump Cocktail –  a special blend of cherry liqueur (cherry brandy), a few “liberal” pours of good ole’ Republican gin, and lemon juice (to keep away the scurvy). It may not be the manliest drink at the bar (could also be called the cherry blossom?), but if you order The Colbert Bump the next time you’re at the bar, you will undoubtedly get laid – I promise (you just might have to cross the tracks and head to West Hollywood to do so).

Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.

The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.

Alas… Here. We. Go…

Alyssa Milano

Victoria Beckham

Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk

Tobey Maguire

Steve Urkel

Scarlett Johansson

Punky Brewster

Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?

Brad Pitt

Pamela Manderson

Jerry O’Connell

Nicole Eggert

Mike Rowe

Mark Hamill

Marilyn Manson

Lindsay Lohan

Lil’ John

Leo DiCaprio

Stephanie from Full House

Karen from The Office

John Travolta

John Stewart

Michael Jackson

Ice Man

Hulk Hogan

Hayden Panettiere

Ricky Gervais

Edward Furlong

Fat Ginger from various 90′s era kid’s movies

Eric Bana

Elijah Wood

Dick Cheney

Elisha Cuthbert

Plays the ‘Creepy Dude’ in every movie he’s in

Creed from The Office

Nikki Cox (damn shame)

Stephen Colbert

Clint Eastwood

Charlie from Willy Wonka

That Guy

Roided Carrots

Bret McKenzie

Christian F_cking Bale

Angelina Jolie

Anakin Skywalker (just landed a role as ‘clerk’ in the upcoming LA based Wal-Mart)

Amy Winehouse

Carlton from Fresh Prince

Barry Balco Bonds

Tara Reid

Unfortunately for me, and the rest of the Not So United States of America, Colbert dropped out. But unlike his candidacy, his wit is still with him. Commenting on Barack Obama’s support from young people, Colbert suggests, “He’s inviting people to take deep tokes, from his bong, packed with hope,” and he couldn’t be more correct. He’s found a way to connect with our nation’s youth and God Dammit it’s working! However, I still think Colbert is the better choice, and you will too after you watch this four part series…

“Change, Change, Change!”

“It’s Hillary Clinton saying, ‘I will make your life better, by giving each of you a brand new Mercedes.’”

And Finally…

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