5 Crazy Tom Cruise Videos
After sifting mindlessly through crazy Tom Cruise YouTube videos for the last hour, I’ve realized that Tom is no more than a one-dimensional douchebactor who’s words (and behaviors) become as disjointed and incomprehensible as
Read More »All employees must wash hands… wait, what?
This is the type of sign you see in the restrooms of Amsterdam’s red light district and in the brothels of Panama. Madonna has a similar placard that reads identical except for the word
Read More »Texas men use corpse head as bong, bong not from headshop
I came across this story from 2005 and I thought it should be revisited. The Houston Chronicle reports that two Texas men and an underage friend broke into a cemetery, decapitated a body and
Read More »35 More tats – ink that stinks
Often times, the internet serves as a forum for people to display their outlandish and lewd tattoos. Tattoos can be beautiful and artfully done, but like painting flames on your ’96 Mustang, we frequently
Read More »The deal of the century… Wait.
You know you’ve come across something special when you find a deal that’s too good to be true, when it is in fact true. If you’re in the market for a ’93 Lincoln Mark
Read More »Man loses car he just parked
Some people are extremely unlucky–so unlucky that at times I pity them for being beaten down repeatedly by the hard fist that, for so many people, is the reality of their existence. Other people
Read More »[The Real Reason] Why I Cheated: Part 2
if you missed, Part 1, fear not because I just linked you. To recap, these are reasons 5-8 of why women cheated on their boyfriends. To be fair, they could have 1000 reasons to
Read More »[The Real Reason] Why I Cheated. Part 1.
A few weeks ago, I spotted this gem of a woman. If you didn’t get to send her an email, fret not! For I have found 8 more women who may fit your mold
Read More »My Night in Review: A Visual Study
Like most people, I lack basic motor skills when I’ve had too much to drink. This might include anything from walking, opening a door, or in this case, putting on a condom. After it
Read More »Reading Between The Craigslist Lines, Volume 1.
We here at Banned in Hollywood believe in true love. Personal ads can be confusing, so we want to facilitate the process for those looking for that somebody special on Craigslist. Fellas, step on
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