Posts Tagged ‘Swimsuit’

While she may consider herself a tennis player, everyone knows the only thing she’s good at is standing as still as she possibly can in front of cameras, preferably wearing as little clothing as possible.

I have a few lady friends who are to intellect, what Anna Kournikova is to tennis. Most of them gave up on thinking for a few years, but have just recently started reading (mostly Matt Christopher books, The Kid Who Only Hit Homers etc…). Problem is, they’re not quote as attractive as Anna, so the pictures they take of themselves at parties don’t end up on the cover of Sports Illustrated, they end up on Facebook.

Marisa Miller, Marisa Miller, Marisa Miller, Marisa Miller, words, words, more words, Marisa Miller, Sports Illustrated, 2004, words, more words, Marisa Miller, words, words, words.

For a 41 year old woman Pamela Anderson looks good in a gold one-piece. For a 41-year-old woman who’s been with Tommy Lee, Bret Michaels, Rick Salomon, and Kid Rock (and Borat) it’s a surprise she’s still alive.

The Hepatitis-C on the other hand–not very surprising.

Marisa Miller was spotted on St. Barts beach readying herself, and taking part in her first of many swimsuit shoots in 2009. If you don’t know who she is, this is likely your first time on the internets. If this is true, here’s a quick briefing via chickipedia:

Marisa Miller is an American supermodel. She is known for her many appearances in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issues and Victoria’s Secret catalogs.

She loves football, muscle cars and cooking which makes her the coolest supermodel on the planet, as well as the hottest. Voted #9 in the AskMen.com’s Top 99 Women 2008 Edition. She was also voted Hottest Babe 2008 by Maxim Magazine.

Impressive, right? Wait till you see the gallery below…