Posts Tagged ‘Tara Reid’

This gallery is a testament to the fact that celebrities, no matter how wealthy and/or famous they are, are no different than the rest of us (the beer drinking, liquor loving ones at least).

Most of us have done it before, we just didn’t have 160 flashes going off in our faces when we did. So let’s shake these celebs of their pedestals and enjoy Drunk Celebs: The Definitive Gallery.

Beyoncé, start us off…

Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.

The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.

Alas… Here. We. Go…

Alyssa Milano

Victoria Beckham

Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk

Tobey Maguire

Steve Urkel

Scarlett Johansson

Punky Brewster

Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?

Brad Pitt

Pamela Manderson

Jerry O’Connell

Nicole Eggert

Mike Rowe

Mark Hamill

Marilyn Manson

Lindsay Lohan

Lil’ John

Leo DiCaprio

Stephanie from Full House

Karen from The Office

John Travolta

John Stewart

Michael Jackson

Ice Man

Hulk Hogan

Hayden Panettiere

Ricky Gervais

Edward Furlong

Fat Ginger from various 90’s era kid’s movies

Eric Bana

Elijah Wood

Dick Cheney

Elisha Cuthbert

Plays the ‘Creepy Dude’ in every movie he’s in

Creed from The Office

Nikki Cox (damn shame)

Stephen Colbert

Clint Eastwood

Charlie from Willy Wonka

That Guy

Roided Carrots

Bret McKenzie

Christian F_cking Bale

Angelina Jolie

Anakin Skywalker (just landed a role as ‘clerk’ in the upcoming LA based Wal-Mart)

Amy Winehouse

Carlton from Fresh Prince

Barry Balco Bonds

Tara Reid

In addition to stuffing herself with silicone, alcohol, and a laundry list of designer drugs, Tara Reid has taken the next step in what doctors are calling fatty tissue replacement surgery by injecting Hasbro cornerstone, Play-Doh, below the surface of her disgusting stomach – a similar procedure to the one she had done to her brain.

Reid is in the preliminary stages of a doughey transformation. Upon completion, she will have undergone a full-body doughover and will adhere to a regimented diet of multi-colored Play-Doh! brand hotdogs.