Last week we reported on several facebook users’ responses to The Onion’s net-famed Abortionplex article that boasted of an $8 billion Topeka, Kansas death center funded by Planned Parenthood — “a sprawling abortion facility that will allow the organization to terminate unborn lives with an efficiency never before thought possible.”

Now Abortionplex has made it’s way to Yelp and is currently 160 reviews strong.

It’s only a matter of time before Fox & Friends catches scent of this and runs with it like a palsy kid chasing a plastic bag in the wind.

I’m a little curious where the google ad link for “Umbilical Cord Banking” might lead you — probably to Bank of America.

Hat Tip: boingboing

In an effort to combat the persistent drug problem, DEA officials have initiated the most effective anti-drug offensive ever — Lil Wayne.

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Rookie Blake Griffin was not injured in the accident but had the foresight to hang himself in the locker room before the stadium collapsed.

“We’ve evolved extraordinarily as a species–there is no logical way to deny who we’ve become and what we came from. We’re more advanced–plain and simple,” said Pope Benedict XVI in reference to the technological advances of the past decade.

“It’s evolution at its finest. We came from single-cell processors, and evolved to multi-core ones, and that, coupled with massive bandwidth reserves is what will allow us to read passages from an archaic book, as well as a few passages from a personal favorite Lord of the Rings, to people globally.”

Holy fucking YouTube Channel will go live next week–expect videos of the Pope’s cat looking really cute, as well as The Official Catholic Priest’s: ‘how to’ guide for preserving your name in the cum covered face of pedophilia.