In the past, we’ve posted celebrity then and now articles that feature the worst of celebrity time-lines. You know what happens to a potato when you leave it in the back of pantry for months? Essentially the same thing that happened to Kirstie Alley, minus a few too many hundred thousand grilled cheese sandwiches.

This time around we’re hoping that after viewing this list you will not lose your lunch, unless of course you’re trying to look less like Kirstie Alley and more like Christy Brinkley (then by all means, viva la bulimia!).

Cindy Crawford

Rebecca Romijn

Naomi Campbell

Tyra Banks

Janice Dickinson

Christy Turlington

Linda Evangelista

Kathy Ireland

Helena Christensen

Christie Brinkley

Kate Moss

Eva Herzigova

Paulina Porizkova

Niki Taylor

Claudia Schiffer

Karen Mulder

Elle Macpherson

Cheryl Tiegs

Stephanie Seymour

Twiggy

Iman

Jerry Hall

Photo source: NBC Miami

When I came across this, I immediately thought of two things. First, The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3, and second, Spanky from the Little Rascals movie.

To address my first thought, if you wanted John Travolta to shave his head for a role, more importantly a role in which he plays a hard ass who says things like, “shut the fuck up, Deshawnda,” and “the bomb is gonna blow, motherfucker!” why not just hire Bruce Willis?

As far as Spanky from the Little Rascals is concerned… well, let’s just take a look and see what he is up to these days…

Wait for it…

And there you have it.

Head here for 50 more celebrity then and nows.

Madonna, 51

Meg Ryan, 48

Jane Fonda, 72

Jack Nicholson, 72

Andie MacDowell, 51

Bruce Jenner, 60

Cindy Crawford, 43

Clint Eastwood, 79

Kenny Rogers, 71

Courteney Cox, 45

Diane Keaton, 64

Ellen Barkin, 55

George Clooney, 48

Jessica Lange, 60

Joan van Ark, 66

Al Pacino, 69

Susan Sarandon, 63

Johnny Depp, 46

Julie Christie, 68

Michael Douglas, 65

Meryl Streep, 60

Nick Nolte, 68

Nichole Kidman, 42

Olivia Newton-John, 61

Priscilla Presley, 64

Sharon Stone, 51

Sheryl Crow, 47

Sylvester Stallone, 63

Kirstie Alley FTW.

Val Kilmer

Steven Segal

Sharon Stone

Nick Nolte

Mickey Rourke

Elizabeth Taylor

Kirstie Alley

Kelly LeBrock

Keith Richards

Kathleen Turner

Janice Dickinson

Jamie Lee Curtis

Jack Nicholson

Haley Joel Osment

Farrah Fawcett

David Lee Roth

Cybil Shepard

Bridget Bardot

Bridgette Nelson

Al Pacino

Kylie Minogue

Bon Jovi

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Will Smith

Spice Girls

Jennifer Lopez

Time does interesting things to people — for some, time does to appearance what alcohol does to most socialites’ vision — it makes ugly people beautiful, but others are less fortunate.

The aging process can be cruel, and for many people (and by many people I mean Tara Reid), the aging process can transform the most attractive woman (not Tara Reid) in the world into Sarah Jessica Parker.

Alas… Here. We. Go…

Alyssa Milano

Victoria Beckham

Little Rascal/Wal-Mart clerk

Tobey Maguire

Steve Urkel

Scarlett Johansson

Punky Brewster

Jeremy Piven/Michael Barth?

Brad Pitt

Pamela Manderson

Jerry O’Connell

Nicole Eggert

Mike Rowe

Mark Hamill

Marilyn Manson

Lindsay Lohan

Lil’ John

Leo DiCaprio

Stephanie from Full House

Karen from The Office

John Travolta

John Stewart

Michael Jackson

Ice Man

Hulk Hogan

Hayden Panettiere

Ricky Gervais

Edward Furlong

Fat Ginger from various 90′s era kid’s movies

Eric Bana

Elijah Wood

Dick Cheney

Elisha Cuthbert

Plays the ‘Creepy Dude’ in every movie he’s in

Creed from The Office

Nikki Cox (damn shame)

Stephen Colbert

Clint Eastwood

Charlie from Willy Wonka

That Guy

Roided Carrots

Bret McKenzie

Christian F_cking Bale

Angelina Jolie

Anakin Skywalker (just landed a role as ‘clerk’ in the upcoming LA based Wal-Mart)

Amy Winehouse

Carlton from Fresh Prince

Barry Balco Bonds

Tara Reid