After sifting mindlessly through crazy Tom Cruise YouTube videos for the last hour, I’ve realized that Tom is no more than a one-dimensional douchebactor who’s words (and behaviors) become as disjointed and incomprehensible as his religious precepts when his dialogue isn’t scripted for him by guys like Hollywood big-cock David Koepp.
That’s not to say there is no validity in the ideas he speaks about (at least from what I’m able to interpret, which by no fault of my own, is minimal).
I’m all for conservative distribution of designer drugs – but …

This idiot claims to be psychic, but when the talk show host questions him about his powers, he freaks, rips off his microphone, and rolls around on the hardwood floor. I know this guy isn’t nuts–he’s just acting like an idiot to pull in some quick cash from the idiots who call in.
Tom Cruise pulled a similar stunt on Oprah, only he wasn’t trying to make some cash by pretending to be psychic, he’s just an idiot.

The following comparisons make about as much sense as the Jonas Brothers’ success. Though if the kiddie-bop voice-mod sob-sister pussy-pop trio made this list, they would have been characterized as a lime green ‘93 Honda Del Sol, a lavender ‘94 Mazda Miata, and a 4 cylinder aqua-marina BMW Z3.

On Sunday morning Tom Cruise headed out to Daytona Beach, Florida to meet up with his ex-wife Nicole Kidman and watch her new husband Keith Urban perform a set for NASCAR enthusiasts at the 51st annual Daytona 500.
HuffPo reports,
“Urban took brief questions and laughed awkwardly when asked what his favorite racing movie is.
“Uhhhhh … `Cars’?” he stammered, choosing the animated movie over the more obvious “Days of Thunder” that featured his wife, Nicole Kidman, with her ex-husband, Tom Cruise.
Later, Urban and Cruise both attended the pre-race driver meeting. The two …

Tom Cruise is a midget. Sure it’s shopped, but it’s really not that far off.
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In what appeared to be an effort to elude paparazzi, Katie Holmes dressed herself in the clothes of platonic friend Tom Cruise, and hit the streets of NYC. The disguise, a seemingly perfect way to get paparazzi to not take your picture, included the pocket tee that Tom wore in his role as Maverick in Top Gun, and the jeans Cruise was seen not wearing in Risky Business, though sources say she had to have them lengthened to fit her 5′9″ frame, which is 7″ taller than Tom’s.
The fact that …

On May 14 2008 at the set of “I love You Beth Cooper,” it seems Panettiere is learning how to row a boat. Everyone fusses about how hot she is, but to me, she just looks like a really small girl, which just doesn’t do it for me. After the boating sighting, it looks as though she’s been hanging out with Tom Cruise, but upon closer investigation, he actually appears to be a different douchebag. Tom Is such a douche.

[digg-me]Let me start by saying I am completely against everything the Church of Scientology does. However, as the ‘Anonymous’ group unearths new evidence about the inner workings of Scientology, we must ask ourselves, is Scientology really a religion to consider a threat to the morality of our nation as a whole? Or is it rather, a haven for those who lack the mental capacity to function under the precincts of towns and of our nation? This is something we must consider in order to determine if these “believers” are people …