I can’t even tell you how many times we’ve done this feature (oh, and before I forget, click here for the full sized photo on the left), because everytime I compile a drunk list like this, it makes me want to drink, and then I go out and get asscanned and my friends end up with tons of pictures of me that end up looking frighteningly similar to the following 10 photos.
Consequently, I never remember which pictures I’ve used or how many times I’ve used them (however I can steer …

The title is a little deceptive in that this gallery also includes images showing why you shouldn’t be a jackass and drive your vehicle directly into a fire hydrant. Though, in the event that you are said jackass, please be courteous enough to snap a photo of your jackassedness and post said photo on internets…

While there are already numerous top 10 vanity plate lists floating through the intertubez, I’ve yet to see one that deals specifically in plates designed to scare women away (also works to lure Kirstie Alley, especially coupled with Papa John’s delivery sign affixed to roof of car).
Several of these have been floating around the web for a while, but there are a few hidden gems in here that I’m confident you’ll enjoy…

If these pictures of goats being crazy do not make your mind explode, your mind has already exploded.
Enjoy the following 30 pics of goats being whack, and if you have any additions, make sure to leave links in the comments at the bottom of the page.
And no, I know what you’re thinking, please no Goatse.

I was just in Las Vegas over Super Bowl 44 weekend and I took a cab to the Wynn that smelled like the passenger before me had received a $2 rimjob from a carton of cigarettes, lubing the job with a liter of Brut cologne purchased from the local 7-11.
If I were riding in one of the following taxi cabs, the whole chasing tail thing would have been much easier and I probably would not have had to give up my search for top-shelf toosh only to succumb to the …

The nice thing about Google’s Street View is that it helps me navigate towards my favorite prostitute pickup. The bad thing about Google Street View is that it followed me there and my wife divorced me.
Damn you skynet.

15. Priced To Move

Personally, I like my rape as unadulterated as possible. There’s nothing worse than rape that has been marinated so long that you can no longer taste the oaky, fresh off the vine, rape taste that is quickly becoming an American favorite.
I prefer my rape with a dash of paprika.

It wasn’t easy limiting this gallery to just 20 images, I didn’t even have room to include a single panda shot (though pandas probably deserve their own gallery anyway).
Some of these photos are cute, some frightening, while others are downright baffling. Your favorite animal pic is probably not on this list (you can always include a link in the comments section below) but regardless, these are 20 great moments in animal awesomeness.
And they are awesome.
Especially you, Emo Bunny.

I don’t intend to finger Fox News as incredible or inaccurate with this top 10 list — they prefer to take care of that on their own.
What I want to call attention to, especially to those Liberals who have never watched Fox News, is that there is in fact entertainment value in watching Fox News (which is why we watch the news anyway, right? If we were interested in real news, we’d be online… which we are).
And while the entertainment value is as high-brow as Flavor of Love with Flavor …