I can’t even tell you how many times we’ve done this feature (oh, and before I forget, click here for the full sized photo on the left), because everytime I compile a drunk list like this, it makes me want to drink, and then I go out and get asscanned and my friends end up with tons of pictures of me that end up looking frighteningly similar to the following 10 photos.

Consequently, I never remember which pictures I’ve used or how many times I’ve used them (however I can steer you to a few of them — click here for Drunk Part One, Drunk Part Two, Drunk Part Three, Drunk Part Four, Drunk Part Five). I’m surprised I finished this list, because I just took a few shots… And they’re starting to  hit mem.

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10. Just Takin’ A Nap

9. Chillin’ Wit Ma Dawg

8. How You Spoon When You Don’t Get Laid

7. Nursing Nancy

6. Blankets Are For Pussies

5. The Ol’ “Hey Ladies” **Upskirt Crotch Shot**

4. Just Takin’ A Dump Takin’ A Nap

3. The Ol’ Puke Out Your Dick Trick

2. Lemme Just.. Check Out… This… Crack In The Ground….

1. She Actually Looks Kinda Hot. That Weird?

The title is a little deceptive in that this gallery also includes images showing why you shouldn’t be a jackass and drive your vehicle directly into a fire hydrant. Though, in the event that you are said jackass, please be courteous enough to snap a photo of your jackassedness and post said photo on internets…

While there are already numerous top 10 vanity plate lists floating through the intertubez, I’ve yet to see one that deals specifically in plates designed to scare women away (also works to lure Kirstie Alley, especially coupled with Papa John’s delivery sign affixed to roof of car).

Several of these have been floating around the web for a while, but there are a few hidden gems in here that I’m confident you’ll enjoy…

10. Picture Taken On Pen island, HI

9. Does Not Go On Foot

8. **Applause**

7. The Ted Haggardmobile

6. Diva Gina Drives Pontiac, Singing Career Is Struggling, Knows Not Why

5. Old But Fitting… Very Loosely I Might Add.

4. Definitely Bought The Frame After This Pic Showed Up On Craigslist’s Missed Connections M4M

3. 1NDSTNK

2. Veronica Abigail Gibbs?

1. Vin Diesel’s Vanity Plate

If these pictures of goats being crazy do not make your mind explode, your mind has already exploded.

Enjoy the following 30 pics of goats being whack, and if you have any additions, make sure to leave links in the comments at the bottom of the page.

And no, I know what you’re thinking, please no Goatse.

I was just in Las Vegas over Super Bowl 44 weekend and I took a cab to the Wynn that smelled like the passenger before me had received a $2 rimjob from a carton of cigarettes, lubing the job with a liter of Brut cologne purchased from the local 7-11.

If I were riding in one of the following taxi cabs, the whole chasing tail thing would have been much easier and I probably would not have had to give up my search for top-shelf toosh only to succumb to the allure of said backseat Marlboro blow-jo with a side of cologne.

What happens in Vegas always ends up online.

Damn you skynet.

Personally, I like my rape as unadulterated as possible. There’s nothing worse than rape that has been marinated so long that you can no longer taste the oaky, fresh off the vine, rape taste that is quickly becoming an American favorite.

I prefer my rape with a dash of paprika.

14. In A Rich West Country Sauce

Try not to get Mr. Brain’s rich ‘West Country’ sauce all over your face. These faggots are some messy faggots.

13. Nuts On Your Bread

Limp Biscuit, anyone?

12. Pedobread

Hide your doughboys.

11. Available In Various Sizes And Races

I think I’ll stick with the marinated rape for $3.99/lb, this place looks expensive.

10. So Pure It Tastes Like Whatever You Mix It With

I get the feeling that Sarah Palin is behind this one.

9. Kickoff Crunch

Start your day with a roar… which will last about twenty-four seconds and then give way to the silent hum of solitude as your friends and family leave you in your (foreclosed) home to embark on a decade long journey seeking a brighter, more promising future in the golden land — Cleveland.

8. Why Pay More?

$3.99 is a great deal for 10 oz of Black Bear Balls. Throw in a few Black Bear Logs and for that price, I’ll be sucking down balls and logs for days.

7. Bargain Hunting

I much prefer a charbroiled double-cheeseburger and crabs, or even a basket of hot wings and herpes, but for that price I’ll take two.

6. I Wasn’t Thinking So Literally

All you need is a flask of this stuff and you’ll be blowing zeros. It’s really amazing stuff.

6. Can You Ever Have Too Much Pussi?

I just wish this Pussi came in the Barbecue variety. The only flavors I’ve been able to find are Seared Ahi Tuna Delight and Chunky Spunky Shellfish.

4. I’m A Coffee Drinker For This Reason

***Insert random tea-bagging joke***

3. Nothing Says Trimmer Waistlines Like AYDS

“With all the benefits of our HYV formula, AYDS features a patented time-release capsule to keep your clock ticking throughout the day.”

“FDA and CDC approved!”

2. A New Spin On An Old Classic

Why settle for mayonnaise when you can have Chang Hai Ming’s special cum Béarnaise? For starters, try Mr. Ming’s soup de jour — a frothy split peanis bisque served with oyster crackers.

1. I Usually Don’t Like Chocolate

But this, with a trusted name like Goatse, sounds fucking delicious!

It wasn’t easy limiting this gallery to just 20 images, I didn’t even have room to include a single panda shot (though pandas probably deserve their own gallery anyway).

Some of these photos are cute, some frightening, while others are downright baffling. Your favorite animal pic is probably not on this list (you can always include a link in the comments section below) but regardless, these are 20 great moments in animal awesomeness.

And they are awesome.

Especially you, Emo Bunny.

I don’t intend to finger Fox News as incredible or inaccurate with this top 10 list — they prefer to take care of that on their own.

What I want to call attention to, especially to those Liberals who have never watched Fox News, is that there is in fact entertainment value in watching Fox News (which is why we watch the news anyway, right? If we were interested in real news, we’d be online… which we are).

And while the entertainment value is as high-brow as Flavor of Love with Flavor Flav, it’s entertaining nonetheless.

If you don’t believe me, just watch this clip of Glenn Beck auditioning for a role on Chris Hansen’s show.

10. Really, You’re That Hungry?

9. Very Likely These Numbers Are Off

8. Hopefully It’s A Girl. I Love Me A Fallopian Filet.

7. Important Leads

6. I’m Actually More Concerned About Our President Liking Basketball

Grammar check please.

5. 193% Turnout. Not Bad.

4. Egypt A Little Landlocked, No?

3. Not Often Enough…

Unless you’re Glenn Beck…

2. Speaking of Glenn…

1. Fair and Balanced

Bonus Glenn Beck Video

What’s with the rape theme?

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