Our buddies over at Complex Magazine have put together the definitive gallery of completely wasted athletes.

The is the be all, the end all, the chedda, the meat sweater, nobody do it better of drunk sports figures and figurettes.

Hit the button below to jump to the full 45-picture gallery.

I guess the best way to describe these animals is hurr durr.

When it comes to signs, these 23 examples are just about as useless as your boss trying to tell you how to do your job.

Commence a uselessness.

It’s no stretch to say that all board games are not created equal (especially when they’re called The Underground Railroad) — Monopoly, Scrabble and Risk are more involved than Chutes and Ladders.

But when it comes to Board Games, the following 6 titles stand in a class of their own.

For more board game goodness, check out our feature: Top 10 Offensive Board Games.

6. The Blowing Game For Kids

I’m not sure how the Blowing Game is an intelligence game, but I can confirm, however, that with a proper strategy and a lot of practice, the game does play rather quickly.

Check your local Walmart for the updated Ted Haggard edition.

5. The Llama Game

For the aspiring ranch-hand or prodigal llama packer there’s no better gift — just make sure to pick up the 7-pound llama shit expansion pack — adds to the realism.

4. Battleship, For Men

Perfect for holidays and family get-togethers. Insider tip: if there are too many women at your holiday party and not enough chores, assign each one a position as designated hit & miss plotter. That way it’s less work for you and you can spend your precious energy lifting your beer and feeling up your designated plotter while your wife scrubs suds in the kitchen.

Holiday win.

3. The Green Thumb

Follows the same and highly advisable logic as, “be nice to fat people — one day they may save your life… by being the slowest in the group of your friends being chased by a bear.”

Green thumb tip: To be even greener, mince your dead obese for use as fertilizer in your tomato garden — not only will they consume less of the earth’s resources, they become a resource too — two birds, one stone.

2. New From Tubman’s Game Club

Fun for kids and parents of all ages. For a limited time, take an additional two-fifths off the advertised retail price this holiday season.

Goes well with collard greens.

1. What’s Yours Like?

If yours is tight, this isn’t going to work. Mine is 4-inches in diameter, and yes, I know what you’re thinking, right? Wow, 4-inches!…

Yea, I know, it looks like a big pink hockey puck.

Bachelor Frog, go to the gym… some other time.

Have some of your own A+ B = C additions you’d like to submit? Leave them in the comments below.

Young Gary Busey + Cocaine = Everyone’s Favorite Busey

Bill Maher + Colin Mochrie = Julian Assange

Larry David + Nutella = Michael Steele

Michael Cera + Andy Samberg = Jesse Eisenberg

Kirstie Alley + Chicken McNuggets = Kirstie Alley

I want to give a shout out to all my fellow Redditors who made this meme possible. No children or animals were physically harmed in the making of this meme — only emotionally.

Keep on meeming on.

The greatest thing about screenshots lie in their ability to capture great moments in sports in a single frame — moments that may have gone unnoticed by most watching at home.

These screenshots breathe new life into great moments, and thanks to the goons in the Something Awful forums, end up all over the intertubes.

Here are 14 greats.

Generic NFL Guy

Perfect Timing

Plenty of Hats. Genius.

Defensive Play of the Game

Wang? In or Out?

O Rly?

Chicken Wang, or Toothbrush? I’m Going With Wang

It’s All About the Washingtons

Deserving of a News Feature

Your Hair is a Bird

Aaaaannnnnd…. Squeeze

Cup Check

Errrrrrrrm

Balls Make Dick

Oh, Hai

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Here’s an excerpt:

Lady Gaga

What You Thought It Said:

Hey, look at me! I’m up-to-date on general pop culture knowledge! I tore the hood off of my eskimo coat and put googly eyes on it all by myself, and I even bought large, stupid sunglasses because that’s how crafty and creative I am.

What It Really Said:

I always follow crowds and do whatever is trendy and cool at the moment, so why wouldn’t I wear the most popular costume of 2009?  That’s how I fit in!

What People Said About You:

“That’s the chubbiest Lady Gaga I’ve seen all night.”

For the complete list, head on over to Holy Taco.

Every once in a while I get fooled into going to see a movie because I thought the trailer looked decent. I go, spend twelve bucks on a ticket and thirty bucks on a jug of soda and then walk out of the theater midway through the film because M. Night Shyamalan doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing (please see this comic review).

For this reason, I present Banned In Hollywood’s Top 5 True Movie Posters of 2009.

5. Angels & Demons

4. Land of the Lost

3. Observe & Report

2. Transformers 2

1. Ghosts of Girlfriends Past