Sexy Humor: If discretion were petting little catholic school boys, our bastard friends at Screen Junkies would be the Vatican. This is why we like them. So when they set out to display 13 actresses come and gone, well, and one or two that might as well be, we had to link them up.

Sexy: Lucia Tovar is what you call a Latin treat certain to heighten your senses more than coffee ever could.

Cuff ‘Em: About 6,000 fans at a Friday night Colorado football game got to see an influential Democrat’s son run across the field wearing only running shoes and swinging a toy sword. Nice work, that is if you’re working on filing your sex offender papers…

WTF: Tired of having no internet friends? An entrepreneur from Massachusetts is selling his profile for a lean $73,000. Comes equipped with thousands of friends and instructions on spending the rest of your life masturbating at home to Suzanne Somers VHS workout tapes.

Awkwardness: You know that feeling right after you try to slap your girls ass and you miss and punch her in the lower back? Well this is basically the same thing just with high fives. It’s a great gallery.

Celebrity: Traci Bingham takes out her own trash. So technically she takes herself out?

Standing over a “open 24 hrs” sign is an honor [Bright Black Internet]
The Bachelor Guy does 120 in a Vett [Bachelor Guy]
Britney and K-Fed, yet again [Celebslam]
The USC head cheerleading coach sure does know how to pick an awesome squad [Co-ed Magazine]
All the information you will ever need about beer in one simple circle diagram [Tasty Booze]
I’m telling you, Jason Bourne is REAL [Next Round]
Corrie does look like an angel walking down the runway [uncoached]
Everyone watches David Blaine even if you want him dead [Drunken Stepfather]
12 Cigarette ads that your mother would have a fuss about [Camel Tap]

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Last night Baywatch Babe Traci Bingham had no problem letting everyone know she was wasted at the Villa Lounge in Los Angeles. We really don’t know what was going on here, nor do we care. But we do know that Traci decided it would be wise to pull down her top and make out with another chick… Because she wanted to find out if she was sexy.