Ashton Kutcher may not be pulling in Charlie Sheen’s $2 Million per episode (just $700k per) but that’s not to say he isn’t set up cushy when he’s on the Warner Brothers lot.

In fact, he’s been set up with a two-storey, 53ft long, 1,100 square foot, 30-ton mobile luxury home with an astonishing seven 60-inch 3D plasma screens, two bathrooms, a kitchen with granite countertops and a conference area.

Not bad for a mobile home that costs a mere $2 Million to own and rents at $8,750 a week.

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On May 26th, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug travel to Bangkok for Stu’s wedding and after what happened in Vegas didn’t stay in Vegas, Stu takes no chances and opts for a quite, calm pre-wedding brunch.

Only problem — quite, calm pre-wedding brunches don’t happen in Bangkok.

The much anticipated red band trailer has been posted 9 days before the film hits theaters September 25th. The disgust on their faces when he asks, “Who’s the designated slut?” is enough for the price of admission.

Although the trailer is not in 3D, and I’ve been told “the third dimension is essential to the film’s success,” I’m still not sure what I think of the whole Final Fantasy look that dominates the second half of the trailer.

It’s Jimmy Cameron though, so I’ll give him the BOD.

Remember when you were a kid watching cartoons on Saturday morning, and the clumsy character would open a parachute and a picnic would fly out? Well this is like that, only Will Ferrell plays the clumsy guy and a bag full of dildos plays the picnic basket…

From Trailer Addict, “set in the present day, director Terry Gilliam’s fantastical morality tale follows the traveling show of the mysterious Dr. Parnassus — a man who once won a bet with the Devil himself, and possesses the unique ability to guide the imagination of others.”

The international trailer for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus shows the first footage of Colin Farrell, Johnny Depp and Jude Law who co-star in the film.

Looks pretty intense, despite the fact that it reminds me of that Travelers Insurance commercial… Not that that’s a bad thing.

New York Times Best-Selling author Tucker Max reveals the trailer for his upcoming movie “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.”

If you laughed as much as we did, be sure to book a ticket on his premiere tour, coming to a city nearest you.

I usually try not to post straight news stories because if our readers wanted straightforward news, they wouldn’t be at Banned. However, I just stumbled on the Sherlock Holmes trailer via Trailer Addict and thought it was worth sharing for those of you who have not already seen it.

For the most part, the trailer doesn’t seem very Guy Richie-esque, except for a few fight scenes that look like they were pulled from Snatch.

Downey Jr, Jude Law, and Rachel McAdams should make Sherlock Holmes a fun, adrenaline/heroin injected thrill ride.

Though it’s hyped, promoted, and advertized everywhere (even above urinals in tiny dive bars in Los Angeles), reviews and ratings are coming in negative.

Additionally, our buddies over at Gorillamask showed us an embarrassing rendition of Watchmen that creeped us out and made us run for cover (inside of our all white, windowless, creeper vans–it’s where we do most of our writing). If you’re daring (or a pederast, no, especially if you’re a pederast), check it out here. And make sure to tell them Banned sent you.