Sofia Vergara is one of the stars of ABC’s Modern Family, and she’s the hottest Colombian on television. Despite her acting skills, Sofia Vergara is also a successful model, which makes perfect sense because she’s super hot. If you need proof, check out these Sofia Vergara Photos:

Ashton Kutcher may not be pulling in Charlie Sheen’s $2 Million per episode (just $700k per) but that’s not to say he isn’t set up cushy when he’s on the Warner Brothers lot.

In fact, he’s been set up with a two-storey, 53ft long, 1,100 square foot, 30-ton mobile luxury home with an astonishing seven 60-inch 3D plasma screens, two bathrooms, a kitchen with granite countertops and a conference area.

Not bad for a mobile home that costs a mere $2 Million to own and rents at $8,750 a week.

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If it weren’t for classic American stereotype-types, canceled gym memberships, Human Tetris and Wienerschitzel two-a-days, I honestly do not think I would make it through the week, but thankfully all these things exist in one great GIF.

You’d think she would have cookie cutter type games figured out by now.

Nice form, but remember, backfat doesn’t belong in the leg slot.

I don’t really watch the news because, let’s face it, news programs basically just go on Reddit to find out what’s happening in the world and then report on said happenings to your parents long overdue.

However, if there were more hot weather girl options in Los Angeles (not that you really need anyone but Jackie Johnson) I might tune in.

Anytime your nickname contains an exclamation point or for that matter any other symbol or custom character, you’re destined for a career in the food services industry.

Although to be fair, at least he was given a name and not High School Jock #2 — food services is still better than getting killed off before the final season.

Study hard guys… trust me.

While we usually don’t post videos that aren’t in the tone of wannabe rapper smokes too much pot and passes out on YouTube, we do every now and then post something semi-kinda-serious, and this is one of those such things. It’s also pretty funny.

In this clip Jon Stewart goes after congress for adding an amendment to the same First Responders Bill he defended a few months ago that requires anyone seeking aid for say, 9/11 onset cancer chemo treatment to clear the United States Terrorist List.

Jon Stewart takes to the non-issues like he does every once in a while, only this time he’s after national news organizations for stepping on the toes of the explicitly emasculating gay-painted toes of a transgendered 5-year-old in a J.Crew ad who isn’t actually painted gay or transgendered.

Make sense? No? Watch up.

Sadly, the show is no longer around and thus we’re stuck watching the poorly contrived, much less dangerous and consequently much less funny American ripoff — Wipeout.

Although to be fair, the remake does have slightly more drama than Modern Family.

This is a reminder of what used to be.

There’s really nothing more satisfying than watching a hipster type getting knocked over by a wall panel to the face. And now for our daily link roundup.

The Links

The Most Disturbing Video Maybe Ever (The Daily What)

The Tiny Lord Of The Rings (Gorillamask)

The New Erin Andrews Commercial Is Kinda Hot (Next Round)

The 6 Most Disastrus Attempts At Internet Damage Control (Cracked)

Rosamund Pike Is Awfully Purdy (Maxim)

Jessica Alba Yawning Is Hot (Popoholic)

Noting Beats An Angry Gamer Rant (Holy Taco)

Incredible Armless Musician (Double Viking)

6 Really Messed Up Origins Of Classic Fairy Tales (Guyism)

132 Epically Awesome Photos (Izismile)

The 11 Most Memorable Movie Psychopaths (Unreality Magazine)

How To Tell If She’s Girlfriend Material (Ask Men)

If you’re going to ask someone how their day is going while they’re stuck in an airport you probably shouldn’t do it on live TV. It like asking someone how are you doing at a funeral.

Great bro, just been partying, living the dream. Mad hungover though… want to grab a drink?