To be fair, Durex condoms are supposed to fit slightly more snug. So naturally, if you’re a Trojan guy you’ll lose one or two to beavers.
You’ll also like:
Shannon Sky is hot to trot (gorillamask)
Font Fail (banned)
Jaime Hammer has them tripple B’s (bustedcoverage)
Bike stunt gone wrong (donchavez)
Nice wedding dress (cameltap)
Jesse Jane in Pirates II, a Skinematic Assterpiece (banned)

Thank god for this reminder.

[digg-me]Anyone that has spent 5 minutes watching the NFL/NBA draft realizes how homoerotic commentators can be when they describe the athletic acuity of college prospects. To make it decidedly less gay, the Banned in Hollywood editors have constructed the first ever Female Fantasy Draft. Draft order was predetermined by number of women notched on our belts. Since Peter is still a virgin, he gets first pick.
Round 1: Returner (Woman you can bring home to the parents.)
1. Natalie Portman, Jerusalem, Irsael (Peter)
Reason for drafting: Shes’ hot, a Harvard grad and because …

Just when you thought Rey Maualuga was simply an autonomous killing machine constructed and programmed by Pete Carroll to destroy college quarterbacks, Rey shows us his feminine side. But seriously, this is probably just a Jedi Mind Trick designed to lull opponents into complacency only to unmercifully sacrifice their bodies to the football gods come Saturday. Virginia QB Peter Lalich is already doing his best to get suspended before August 30th.

HT: USCFootball.com