Surprised kitten has been making its way around the intertubes and we figured it was finally time to include it on Banned.

What could be better than watching Bret Michaels get flatted at the Tony Awards? Watching Bret Michaels get flattened at the Tony Awards zoomed in…

Finally the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The drunkest guy ever got his own Blaster Battle video game. And the crowd rejoices.

Zach Galifianakis brings Conan O’Brien between two ferns for an intimate interview. Topics include the Michelin Man and the sound of a cricket riding a tumbleweed.
Where Are All The Hoes? [Holy Taco ]
The Most Satisfying Motorcycle Wheelie FAIL [Gorrila Mask]
The Hottest Time Waster You’ll See All Day [Busted Coverage]
The Best Movie Title Hack Ever [EHOWA]
The Hottest Airline Calendar Ever [DJMICKV2]
68 Girls Wearing Belts Instead of Bras [COED Magazine] NSFW
This is What $150 Beer Looks Like [The Bachelor Guy]
Umm… What Do You Gotta Do to Win This? [Don Chavez]
Now, THIS is …

When two last place teams with losing records square off, you can’t expect the winning team to know proper post-game celebration etiquette, and Titan’s owner Bud Adams is no exception.
It’s like when a defensive lineman recovers a fumble, runs it back for what looks like is going to be a touchdown, high-steps, holds the ball out in front of him only to have it batted away on the 1 yard line.
Some people just aren’t used to winning and consequently don’t know how to properly celebrate.
Bud Adams we salute your 41-17 …

Turns out the video of Xavier’s Jordan Crawford dunking on LeBron James couldn’t be more of a let down. The only reason why this video got so much hype and exposure is because Nike got involved and made it a much bigger deal than it was. Damn shame.

Having seen the entire HBO series, it’s difficult for me to say whether or not you need to have watched Eastbound & Down to understand who Kenny Powers is for this Best Of compilation to resonate.
All you really need to know is that Kenny Powers is ex-Atlanta Braves closer John Rocker, and that Ashley Schaeffer (Will Ferrell) is Ric Flair — professional wrestler turned BMW dealer.
I’m gonna shut up now and let Kenny “slap you with some truth you beautiful bitch.”

I’ve seen a ton of viral videos make their rounds on the internet and most of them are fake, but there’s something about this video that exudes authenticity.
Maybe it’s the guys’ enthusiasm, maybe it’s the realistic net movements, or maybe it’s the fact that these guys are stuck in the middle of nowhere with a few trucks, a couple basketballs, a video camera, and a recession that took their jobs away.
Check out the Dude Perfect website for more videos.

This idiot claims to be psychic, but when the talk show host questions him about his powers, he freaks, rips off his microphone, and rolls around on the hardwood floor. I know this guy isn’t nuts–he’s just acting like an idiot to pull in some quick cash from the idiots who call in.
Tom Cruise pulled a similar stunt on Oprah, only he wasn’t trying to make some cash by pretending to be psychic, he’s just an idiot.