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How To Walk Like A Newborn Giraffe

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 19:40:39 +0000

It’s simple really. Throw on some heels, make sure your hair looks as retarded as possible, don’t eat for four days, vomit, rinse, repeat.

The video can be seen below but the gif is more funny. And… awkward clap.

Surprised Kitten Video

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:28:46 +0000

Surprised kitten has been making its way around the intertubes and we figured it was finally time to include it on Banned.

Bret Michaels Flattened At Tony Awards Never Gets Old

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:05:07 +0000

What could be better than watching Bret Michaels get flatted at the Tony Awards? Watching Bret Michaels get flattened at the Tony Awards zoomed in…

Drunkest Guy Ever Blaster Battle

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:38:57 +0000

Finally the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The drunkest guy ever got his own Blaster Battle video game. And the crowd rejoices.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis & Conan O’Brien

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:31:36 +0000

Zach Galifianakis brings Conan O’Brien between two ferns for an intimate interview. Topics include the Michelin Man and the sound of a cricket riding a tumbleweed.

Where Are All The Hoes? [Holy Taco ]

The Most Satisfying Motorcycle Wheelie FAIL [Gorrila Mask]

The Hottest Time Waster You�ll See All Day [Busted Coverage]

The Best Movie Title Hack Ever [EHOWA]

The Hottest Airline Calendar Ever [DJMICKV2]

68 Girls Wearing Belts Instead of Bras [COED Magazine] NSFW

This is What $150 Beer Looks Like [The Bachelor Guy]

Umm� What Do You Gotta Do to Win This? [Don Chavez]

Now, THIS is How you Throw a Wedding [Guyism]

Hot Girls and Guns! [Gunaxin]

Hotties in the Wild [Uncoached]

Please, Please, Please Let This Work [Asylum]

18 Hot Chicks In Camo [Top Cultured]

86-Year-Old Titan’s Owner Bud Adams Flips Bird At Bills

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:02:19 +0000

Titan's Owner Bud Adams flashing the middle finger

When two last place teams with losing records square off, you can’t expect the winning team to know proper post-game celebration etiquette, and Titan’s owner Bud Adams is no exception.

It’s like when a defensive lineman recovers a fumble, runs it back for what looks like is going to be a touchdown, high-steps, holds the ball out in front of him only to have it batted away on the 1 yard line.

Some people just aren’t used to winning and consequently don’t know how to properly celebrate.

Bud Adams we salute your 41-17 win, and I know how it is. I’m a Dodger fan. I understand.

LeBron James Dunked On By Jordan Crawford TMZ Video Disappointing

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:33:40 +0000

Turns out the video of Xavier’s Jordan Crawford dunking on LeBron James couldn’t be more of a let down. The only reason why this video got so much hype and exposure is because Nike got involved and made it a much bigger deal than it was. Damn shame.

The Best of Eastbound and Down’s Kenny Powers

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 14 May 2009 21:12:33 +0000

Having seen the entire HBO series, it’s difficult for me to say whether or not you need to have watched Eastbound & Down to understand who Kenny Powers is for this Best Of compilation to resonate.

All you really need to know is that Kenny Powers is ex-Atlanta Braves closer John Rocker, and that Ashley Schaeffer (Will Ferrell) is Ric Flair — professional wrestler turned BMW dealer.

I’m gonna shut up now and let Kenny “slap you with some truth you beautiful bitch.”

Can These Basketball Shots Be Real?

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 13 May 2009 00:00:58 +0000

I’ve seen a ton of viral videos make their rounds on the internet and most of them are fake, but there’s something about this video that exudes authenticity.

Maybe it’s the guys’ enthusiasm, maybe it’s the realistic net movements, or maybe it’s the fact that these guys are stuck in the middle of nowhere with a few trucks, a couple basketballs, a video camera, and a recession that took their jobs away.

Check out the Dude Perfect website for more videos.

Didn’t Tom Cruise do something similar on Oprah?

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 08:42:08 +0000

This idiot claims to be psychic, but when the talk show host questions him about his powers, he freaks, rips off his microphone, and rolls around on the hardwood floor. I know this guy isn’t nuts–he’s just acting like an idiot to pull in some quick cash from the idiots who call in.

Tom Cruise pulled a similar stunt on Oprah, only he wasn’t trying to make some cash by pretending to be psychic, he’s just an idiot.