Born Vincent Roy Margera on July 3, 1956, Don Vito has become a staple for everything every American strives not to be, but frequently succumbs to. He’s fat, he’s ugly, he’s wall-eyed, his armpit looks like curdled mozzarella protruding through a cheese grater, and as of December 20, 2007 he has been known to the states of Colorado and Pennsylvania not just as Don Vito, but as Registered Sex Offender Don Vito, who at the time of allegedly groping two 12 year old’s breasts:

“Was so intoxicated that he peed his pants while with these children.”

So as a reminder of what not to strive for, I present the Nondefinitive Don Vito Gallery. If you have any other great pictures of this inglorious bastard, please feel free to link to them in the comments section below.