Especially in the given economy, people like this idiot help me understand my personal sense of value. I say this to mean that  if both she and I were applying for the same job, I know that any employer would choose me over her — it’s a no brainer.
I guess it would never come to that though, would it — she wouldn’t be able to figure out how to get out of her car in time for the interview. And if she did (with a little help from the cops) …

The DMV should draft another driving test that everyone must take once they hit 30. That way they could ensure that everyone on the road that’s 30 or above doesn’t drive like they’re still 16.