Posts Tagged ‘WTF’

There’s something strangely compelling about watching these two headbangers headbang away to the gentle sounds of mother nature while wearing speedos and fanning a fire with an oar.

It is, more or less, like watching a man fire himself from a cannonball only to miss the landing pad and crumple onto the dirt in a discombobulated pile of skin and bones, you shouldn’t look, but you do, and after you do you can’t help replaying the video seven times over.

8 Coaches Who Are Also Douche Bags (Holy Taco)

Electro Man Summons Star Wars Music (Double Viking)

Jenna Jameson Is Officially A Baby Momma (Busted Coverage)

Jennifer Lopez Delivers THE Sports Quote Of 2009 (Extra Mustard)

15 Amazing Tattoos Of Celebrities (Uncoached)

A Photo Gallery Of Drunk St. Patty’s Day Girl Debauchery (COED Magazine)

Kid Can’t Figure Out How To Kick A Ball (Gorillamask)

The 10 Raddest Racing Games Of All Time (Spike)

1,000 Ways To Open A Beer (Sublime Directory)

Madonna Is About To Lose Her Mind (WWTDD)

Heather Graham Can Still Rock A Bikini (Celebrity Odor)

Katy Perry In Lingerie For FHM Russia (Camel Tap)

The World’s Biggest Shocker (Don Chavez)

Experience St. Patrick’s Day In 30 Seconds (Epic Carnival)

5 Ridiculous (Safe For Work) Fetishes (Cracked)

If someone could please explain this one to me in the comments (and not just Photoshop) I will buy you a helmet with a plastic pastel colored dollhouse attached to it.

The interview I probably cannot do.

What better way to discourage (encourage? bear attacks when camping in the woods than to make out that another bear has already eaten you? Artist EIko Ishizawa has created what has to be the coolest/most dangerous sleeping bag around, just zip yourself into the bear bag with a lifelike but despondent head for a warm and (un)safe nights sleep.

Just hope that papa bear doesn’t come looking for a little late night action with momma bear.

Some people are extremely unlucky–so unlucky that at times I pity them for being beaten down repeatedly by the hard fist that, for so many people, is the reality of their existence.

Other people are just stupid.

Michael Otero pulled into the lot of a 7-11 convenience store (only convenient if you’re trying to gain 30 pounds by the end of the month by eating cheese injected hot dogs that have been sitting on the rotisserie since yesterday of last week) and parked his newly purchased red pickup truck with a manual transmission directly in front of the store.

He got out of the vehicle, entered the store, and began his nightly routine by purchasing the most unhealthy food available to the greater Laguna Beach community.

When he returned to his truck–he was struck with the greatest fear that any man who hates walking and doesn’t exercise can imagine–his truck was gone and his hands were full of crinkle cut cheddar cheese fries and a family sized bag of Baken-Ets brand zero-carb fried pork skins.

For 120 seconds, Otero debated whether it was worth dropping one of the delicious treats in order to free up a hand to dial 9-1-1 on his mobile phone, but he decided that the call could wait. He stood in the parking lot, sad, alone, and staring blankly at where his car had been while trying to come up with some logical explanation for his truck’s disappearance.

“It’s almost like a ghost,” Otero said scientifically.

After he devoured his fries, he dialed 9-1-1 with his greasy sausage fingers and told the operator on the other end that his car had been stolen. Laguna Beach Police responded in minutes because they had nothing better to do in the quiet beach town, and hoping to catch a glimpse of the culprit, pulled the surveillance video from the convenience store.

This is what they saw.

“I still don’t believe it,” said Otero–continuing profoundly, “This is like a car hole-in-one.”

While perusing through the internet, I come across tons of pictures that force me to say “What The Fu©k” (Yes, I even say “fu – Copyright – k”). Eventually I compile too many and find it necessary to share what I work so hard to avoid in my daily life with you, my loyal reader.

Hopefully you will feel the same way after seeing these glorious 15, but if not you can go fu©k yourself… Enjoy.

15. If your junk’s broke…

Why fix your situation when you can fix your state of mind? Looks like you’re going to need another bottle there soon champ.

14. Made In China…

Sometimes hawking labor to China pays off in negative ways.

13. Makes you nervous…

What do you do if the only urinal left is the 7cm? This puts a whole new set of rules into what men call The Urinal Game.