Posts Tagged ‘WWE’

To me, wrestling is a difficult sport to justify watching — partially because it’s not real fighting, but mostly because it’s greased down men wearing speedos, tossing one another around in front of twenty-thousand hysterical, screaming, costume wearing, sexually deprived, Middle-American males.

However, the one thing that wrestling — WWE to be more specific — does right is create an avenue for extremely sexy women to strip down and show off their athletic bodies for the world to see.

The WWE Diva Guilty Pleasures photo-shoot accomplishes this.

Maryse Ouellet

Maria Kanellis

Kelly Kelly

Katie Lea

Jillian Hall

Gail Kim

Melina Perez

Lilian Garcia

Natalya Neidhart

Tiffany

Eve Torres

Michelle McCool

I didn’t know the women’s tees were used to tee off from, I just figured course management stuck them in the ground as a marker telling golfers who fail to hit a drive past them; walk down the fairway emblazoned with a texas belt buckle.

WWE’s Trish Stratus proves me wrong once again.

Despite having grown up in the late 80’s I never managed to jump onto the professional wrestling train. I vividly recall playing with the plush wrestling buddy dolls and beating the crap out of them but somehow never sat down to watch a match. Of the “old school” wrestlers, Hulk Hogan is about the only name that I can honestly remember. Having said that, I now know that this is probably a good thing.

I can now add a new name to my list of professional wrestlers, the Ultimate Warrior. At 6ft 2in and 275lbs the Ultimate Warrior is completely devoid of anything that would resemble an intelligent human being. Yes I know that wrestling is mainly an act, but holy crap! What the f**k is this douchebag saying? Other wrestlers even rolled their eyes at this twat. Sorry but any man who legally changes his name to “Warrior” has some sort of personality disorder.

After seeing this video I became quite intrigued with the Ultimate Warrior and stumbled upon a rather interesting special. If you are like me and find retarded people extremely interesting, youtube “the self-destruction of the Ultimate Warrior.” Now without further adieu, here is a compilation of pre-match rants from the Ultimate Warrior.

Maryse Ouellet, also known to WWE fans as “Miss Modesty,” is making a quick recovery after dislocating her self proclaimed, “beautiful right kneecap.” I could go on and talka bout how sexy and perfect her and her body are, but it’s much easier to let Maryse do it herself…

“While performing in the ring in Raleigh, North Carolina, I dislocated my beautiful right kneecap. While backstage, it took approximately 35 to 40 minutes to get my kneecap back in place. My kneecap was completely out, stretching my perfect ligaments and tissues. Luckily, no surgery will be needed. I want to thank WWE’s Dr. Martha Dodson and our Certified Athletic Trainer, Larry Heck for treating my flawless leg that night. They may have saved my career. I will never be able to thank them enough.

Also, I want to let all my fans know that I’m doing great and doing rehabilitation every day in Los Angeles where I live when I’m in America. I’m recovering very quickly. Even the doctor said, “You are recovering so fast.” My answer to him was, “I know. I can’t help it. I’m perfect!” He couldn’t agree with me more.”

She sounds perfect to me, except for the fact that she sounds like a bitch… but who isn’t these days anyway? Check out the gallery below.

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